cummed up

A messed up, screwed up, or unexplainable problem or situation.

Your girlfriends breath is cummed up. Yo man that toilet is cummed up. The mechanic said my car is really cummed up.

by speedpro81 October 4, 2010

Cummy ache

“You’re so sexy I want to be with you... But I think we should wait...”

I have such a bad cummy ache because (insert name) said we should take it slow after grinding on my magnum dong all night.

by Swazyy October 27, 2019

cumming game

This is a sport where two participants sit or stand, facing each other. This can be between two men, women or of members of the opposite sex. It works best if you are sexually atttracted to the other player. Without touching yourself i.e your hands must be either at your side or on your knees but not moving, your must achieve an orgasm before the other player. This game maybe adapted to have more than two players.

Rick: hey what did you get up to last night!
John: I played the cumming game with sarah. I won

by tobeornottobe July 28, 2010

Cummings

by far the funnist last name in exsistence; Scottish in Origin

Robert Lee Cummings hails from Scotland

by Alex L. Smith February 19, 2009

cummerbund

A sash worn at the waist in formal events.For use with a tuxedo. Inadvertently sounds silly as hell, too

Dood 1 : LOL that guy looks tight as fuck in his periwinkle cummerbund!

Dood 2 : Yeah he does!

by Vasher00 May 12, 2007

Cummus

In Israel they serve hummus with every meal. Israelis eat so much hummus that when girls give guys blow jobs, their cum tastes like hummus... therefore Cummus!

Omg so I went down on Johnathan last night and there was so much cummus!

by Cummus Mom February 5, 2010

Cummed

A past tense slang to describe the act of ejaculating.

"Becky grabbed me pee-pee in the bathroom yesterday and I cummed in my pants!"

by Thalty-Thailor October 20, 2018