cupcake

when someone inadvertently sets their own self to get dunked on

1: ...but have you read up on any of this 'Tuov' stuff?
2: no, what's 'Tuov'
1: you don't know? It's when you got TUOV DEEZ NUTS IN YOU MOUF LMAOOOO DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT
2: that was uncalled for.
1: you make it so easy with all of these cupcakes you're feeding me

by sugarfoot34 June 9, 2018

cupcake

1. A very fierce pitbull that feeds on the souls of toddlersm

2. EDP445's favorite dessert

1. "cupcake doesn't bite"
*cupcake proceeds to feed on a toddlers soul*

2. EDP445: "I'm actually here to.. pick up a cupcake"

by DDistrict March 15, 2023

Chubaka Cupcake

The act of baking a cupcake out of you own shit and cut your own pubes and putting them on the cup cake. Thus resulting in a delicious dinner for an unsuspecting douchebag.

Hey I gave your mom one of my famous Chubaka Cupcakes las night.

by The Guy Outside Your Window... January 7, 2011

asian cupcake

Verb- the act of eating a large pizza off of the back of a willing partner as she performs fellatio

Dude I totally Asian Cupcaked her back last night - why choose between a BJ and food when u can have both?!

by surrender_2_hungr February 28, 2011

Cupcake

The act of keffing in one's hand and then putting your hand over someones face, in order to make them smell the keff.

Random guy 1: Damn, what is that smell?

Random guy 2: LOL! you've just been cupcaked!

by Phil Mi Groin October 6, 2018

Cuckening

The undefined point in history when it became acceptable to call someone a "cuck" if they disagreed with you about anything.

Jim: My God, I think I've determined the exact date and time of the Cuckening

Tom: No you didn't you fucking cuck

by Platinumking2000 December 6, 2016

Cupcakes

Meth

Why am I cutting my grass with kitchen scissors you ask? As you can see, I had to dissassemble all seven of my lawn mowers. Then I ran out of cupcakes and fell asleep before I can put them back together and I cant touch them anymore because the illuminati has been crop dusting us with their lucifarian chemtrails and I cant let them hack into my biometric database with the nanobot spyware programs that they put in the chemtrails.

by methamphetaQUEEN May 11, 2018