Crumb Lord

Someone that is stubborn or uncooperative over the smallest issues and make them bigger deals in doing so. This is usually done in an attempt to stroke the ego and/or demonstrate 'alpha'.

Harry: Hey Dave would you mind getting your clothes out of the living room? I have friends coming by
Dave: DUDE, FUCK YOU. CAN'T YOU SEE IM WATCHING THE GAME?
Harry: You're such a crumb lord

by Hamhock Jones March 13, 2017

Crumb Piece

An unattractive female.

That troll bitch was a crumb piece!

by Jorden Elliott May 04, 2008

Scuba Crumbs

Those little leftover pieces of feces that settle on the bottom of the bowl after the water has been refilled in the toilet.

Dude, how about a double flush next time? You left all kinds of SCUBA CRUMBS on the bottom of the toilet bowl....

by TimMiller6969 January 18, 2011

Skank Crumbs

Personal items that a booty call leaves in your room after they hurry away.

Look at these booty shorts Meg left under my bed. She's always leaving her skank crumbs all over the place.

by Goukuh January 21, 2020

CRUMB DONUT

WHEN YOU HAVE A CHICK AT THE BEACH, AND YOUR FUCKIN HER. YOU TAKE OUT YOUR COCK, DIP IT IN THE SAND, AND PUT IT BACK IN HER PUSSY.. CRUMB DONUT

I GAVE THAT BITCH A CRUMB DONUT LAST NIGHT AT THE BEACH.

by CROOK562 April 18, 2013

brushing crumbs

Masturbating, usually in a public place over clothing

Yo I saw that dude brushing crumbs under the desk during math class.

by topgunthinktank March 17, 2016

Crumb Cricket

The slur (derogatory term) that targets small children or those with below average height.

"The neighbors f*cken crumb cricket was chirping his a*s off last night and I couldn't get any sleep."

by Pelpy March 24, 2022