when you’re ripping down the highway and you set your car on cruise control, pull your pants down, and press your asscheeks against the window while driving
by homerooom#bored October 19, 2018
Get the Moon Cruisemug. Blasting the hardest jams while while adventuring new territories whilst cruising around in the whip. Turning the volume to the max is a must. Bump cruises are great before going to the gym or after smoking a blunt. Any time is great for a bump cruise as long as you're not listening to that gay shit.
"Yo bro I'm so baked, you tryin to go on a bump cruise to the store and get some snacks?"
"He'll yea man let's turn on that new Em CD and rage, but we gotta go the long way.l
"He'll yea man let's turn on that new Em CD and rage, but we gotta go the long way.l
by Rampagecage November 10, 2013
Get the Bump Cruisemug. Not so cryptic reference to the country cruise. Almost always employs the use of the pipe and the driving-with-the-knee-while-taking-a-hit. Most often occurs in a predefined loop, possibly one which has been used so many times it has its own nickname i.e. "green loop"
by SoberChinchillin June 20, 2011
Get the schmuntry cruisemug. When you go to Target or other similar stores and check out all of the endcaps (at the end of an aisle) for what might be on sale or clearance. Mostly finding things you don't need or didn't know you couldn't live without.
by SandyinFlorida March 29, 2013
Get the Endcap cruisingmug. by Skeezix69 November 14, 2007
Get the larry cruisingmug. A riff of the term "golden shackle" meaning a wedding band, usually but not exclusively when worn by a man.
To "shackle cruise" is to search a person's ring finger to see if they are either wearing a wedding band, or have the tell-tale impression on their finger that a wedding band is supposed to be there.
Can be done by a woman or man.
To "shackle cruise" is to search a person's ring finger to see if they are either wearing a wedding band, or have the tell-tale impression on their finger that a wedding band is supposed to be there.
Can be done by a woman or man.
"See that hot guy at the bar buying everybody drinks? He's really hot!"
"Yeah, I just shackle cruised him when I went to the bathroom. Let's put it this way, there's going to be a very pissed off wife when that credit card statement comes in."
"Wow, that guy on the weight bench over there is HOT. Wonder if he's gay?"
"I just shackle cruised him and unless he's from a very progressive state, you're out of luck on this one."
"Yeah, I just shackle cruised him when I went to the bathroom. Let's put it this way, there's going to be a very pissed off wife when that credit card statement comes in."
"Wow, that guy on the weight bench over there is HOT. Wonder if he's gay?"
"I just shackle cruised him and unless he's from a very progressive state, you're out of luck on this one."
by BumBumBubblegum November 20, 2011
Get the Shackle cruisemug. by Fallonious Funk February 10, 2010
Get the Power cruisemug.