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Crocodile tears

The act of crying while participating in sexual intercourse with a friend of your significant other.
As he unbuckled his jeans I couldn't hold back the crocodile tears.
by Paza-Fucking-mistic April 18, 2018
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Crocodile in the Sky

"Dude, whats up with Mike?" "I don't know, but it looks like he's being attacked by a Crocodile in the Sky."
by mrstrong360 November 23, 2011
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Crocodile Punch

by kawaii_shota_boy December 30, 2014
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Crocodile print

The worst thing to happen to the fashion industry, a skin disorder of purses and (unfortunately) pants everywhere.
"Oh that looks cool"
"Put on your glasses :/"
*sees the crocodile print*
"BURN IT. DAMN IT TO HELL AND BEYOND."
by Thingsandstuffidunno August 31, 2015
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crocodile gut

When one eats an excessively large portion of food in a single sitting which ends up taking a couple of days to digest. Usually accompanied with fasting.
"Hey Jim, we're going out for Mexican food, would you like to come? "

"Nah man, I ate a 5 pound steak at Earl's last night and I am working off crocodile gut."
by rickmcclure October 14, 2016
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crocodiles

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Crocodiles (subfamily Crocodylinae) or true crocodiles are large aquatic reptiles that live throughout the tropics in Africa, Asia, the Americas and Australia. Crocodylinae, all of whose members are considered true crocodiles, is classified as a biological subfamily. A broader sense of the term crocodile, Crocodylidae that includes Tomistoma, is not used in this article. The term crocodile here applies to only the species within the subfamily of Crocodylinae. The term is sometimes used even more loosely to include all extant members of the order Crocodilia, which includes the alligators and caimans (family Alligatoridae), the gharial and false gharial (family Gavialidae), and all other living and fossil Crocodylomorpha.

Although they appear similar, crocodiles, alligators and the gharial belong to separate biological families. The gharial, with its narrow snout, is easier to distinguish, while morphological differences are more difficult to spot in crocodiles and alligators. The most obvious external differences are visible in the head, with crocodiles having narrower and longer heads, with a more V-shaped than a U-shaped snout compared to alligators and caimans. Another obvious trait is that the upper and lower jaws of the crocodi
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Crocodile Sex

A term used for fingering someone. The phrase comes from the shape of an crocodile's penis which resembles an arm with fingers attached to it. In it's aroused state, the "fingers" gently curve upwards as if it were gesturing, beckoning a potential mate.
"Hey man, I heard you had sex last night with Shannon"
"Nah brah, it was only crocodile sex. Don't believe me? Smell my fingers.
by Dutch McAvoy December 13, 2018
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