crocker shite

This is the definition for the song cannonball made by charlie masterman! It is a scottish saying and also means what a load of shit!

Hey tommy and paige that song is such a bit of crocker shite

by thomas holey October 1, 2011

Cockeyed

/ˈkäkˌīd/
adjective

A look of confusion.

A look of surprise.

As Darnell elaborately described the theory of gravity, Tom looked at him cockeyed.

"What?" Tom blarted.
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Chuck smacked Jones in the face, as he stumbled back Jones looked back at Chuck cockeyed.

"What the fuck, man?!" Jones hollered.

by Wisdom Raider February 7, 2017

cockeyed sun

1. its when the sun is vertical
2.what dick gives tripya for breakfast

dammit george we got a special meal for u its new i dont want u to eat it though its not food

by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

Aunt Crocker

When doing a girl doggie style slam a rolling pin onto her lower back and proceed to roll it up her back and slam it into the back of her head.

I gave that nasty bitch a Aunt Crocker last night

by J.P.S Irish August 23, 2006

CockEye

See KnobEye for more info init.

You fricking cockeye!

by Duffy69 June 4, 2007

crocket

A shorter way of saying crotch cricket. A parasite commonly found in the genital region. Crabs.

I think I saw a giant crocket hopping out of that skizzy's laundry basket.

by Curly Gonzo June 13, 2007

[Chris Crocker]

A faggish attention whore tranny boy who only cares about an unfit mother rather to care about starving children in Africa dying every 3 seconds.
My teachers hate him so much that they banned us from seeing videos of him in school! He is just a 20 year old loser who still lives with his grandparents. Don't they ever stop and think "What is our grandson doing in our basement"?
My mother hates this guy so much that she turned to me and asked "Is that a man or a woman". I said "A boy/girl".
This dude thinks that he is a woman!

This, everyone is an example of why kids should not do drugs

Chris Crocker(looking like a tranny) : Alright, yall don't be knowin' tha jam, so this is da jam, right hairstyle!

(dances to Danity Kane's "Damage" in a faggish way, singing horribly trying to take off his clothes)

Chris Crocker : Danity Kane Damaged.

by lill keke June 14, 2008