He’s the General Croc. One of the slimmest human beings alive, If you was to go against him be prepared for the worst
You know Jay Croc ? My brother told me he was beefing with him now it’s been 3 days since he came home ...
by Carlton Hammonds February 6, 2021
Get the Jay Crocmug. by Soggycracker01 April 20, 2018
Get the daddy crocsmug. The "Croc-five" refers to when two mutuals with the same pair of crocs celebrate their similar choice of footwear by removing said crocs from their feet (adjust sport mode to leisure if needed), place left shoe upon left hand, right shoe on right hand, then high school musical style jump in the air, bend knees slightly to achieve maximum distance from the ground, and double high five your partner with a photo-magic smile.
by HerMajestyKnowsAll April 18, 2023
Get the Croc-fivemug. by dbdbdb999 April 11, 2016
Get the croc in his pocketmug. I already posted an apology video, but I need crocs and socks or I'll get canceled. I'll tweet a notes app screenshot too.
by casamlf September 21, 2022
Get the crocs and socksmug. by What a crazy world we live in October 29, 2022
Get the Crocsmug. -Croc dick (Noun)
Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)
Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)
Person 1: Heyyy, bout to go get my dick appointment with Hudson
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.
by The Soyest Milk August 19, 2021
Get the croc dickmug.