Creeper

Aw man... but all jokes aside, it's a monster/mob from the game Minecraft. It's green and shaped like a penis, but that was NOT intentional. 1 of the creators of Minecraft, Jeb, stated that it was a faild pig design when Notch flipped around the Y-axis and X-axis by accident. The creeper explodes when a player is near it, and usually spawns near builds that take a long time to make (so annoying 🙄).

Player: I sure do love building this hou- aw man.
Creeper: BOOM!!!!
Player: I quit Minecraft...

by Gold86star January 2, 2021

Creeper

A fart that takes a while to fully smell.

“Ooooh what a creeper”

by Little-willyy January 6, 2021

Creeper

Minecrafts Grim Reaper

"That Creeper blew up those block like al-qaeda"

by Frostie the Ice Cream Man April 10, 2021

Creeper

A vehicle through which everyone dumps their emotional shit.

Creeper: "I love her." That's what he said! Isn't that embarrassing.

Woman: Really! I'm done with you for saying that.

by Ereck Flowers February 16, 2015

Creeper

A hostile mob in minecraft relying on the art of stealth to brutally murder players in an explosion like that of TNT. It's homicidal/suicidal nature and reputation make it an icon for the game. It's about half as slow as the player and mobs such as spiders and zombies, but is slow because it uses stealth over speed. Creepers are recognized by almost everyone who knows what minecraft is.

Player: Man, i just finished this marvelous house!

Creeper: Silent, then B-SSSSSSSSSS

Player: OH SHI-

BOOM!!!! player and creeper killed in explosion

by The Soviet Comrade October 14, 2011

The Creeper

A balding cop with a red mustache who likes women with huge natural breast. The creeper also likes to sneak up on teengers in the act of sex in their cars.

The creeper slowly approached a car while a teenage female was giving a blow job.

by chopper13 March 14, 2009

Creeper

An enemy in a horribly popular game called minecraft. These enemies, or mobs, as a lot of people call them, make no noise, they are silent as the breeze, and will wait around a corner to ambush you. Upon getting within one meter of you, they commit suicide, and violently explode, killing, or maiming the player, and destroying the blocks around, leaving a crater/ hole in the wall for the player to fix upon respawn. Many would say that they look like four-legged, 2-meter-tall, green penis, with the most haunting frown on their faces. The best description of a creeper can be found on google images.

see minecraft creeper mobs

by triotheyoshi September 16, 2011