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Penis Cradle

As in, “Man, that girl is such a penis cradle!”
by Stina13 February 18, 2022
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Cradle of filth

Sheets of sacrificial toilet paper placed across the water in a public toilet to stop the water splashing up onto your ass
The toilets in the club were disgusting so had to lay a cradle of filth before I did a shit
by Marc Wins November 25, 2022
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St. Mary's Cradle

When your penis is large enough to be tucked under your balls thus looking like your penis is holding your balls in a basket
Shane: Hey look at my penis it totally makes a St. Mary's Cradle .

Thomas: Put it away you fool, there are women here!
by Crazy fish May 5, 2014
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Newton’s cradle

A game where 5 or 6 men line up and slap balls together like newton cradle balls until everyone except one has left the game
Hey guys you up for a game of Newton’s cradle?
by N22rush October 4, 2018
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Faggots Cradle

The motion of two gay niggas ballsacks slapping together when hitting doggystyle
Do you see the video of Thomas and Joel hitting the faggots cradle?
by Fgcradle October 11, 2025
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Sexy Cradle Time

A warm embrace that resembles that of a baby in a cradle, particularly in a room full of people that are uncomfortable.
Marcy and Craig preform sexy cradle time quite often. You’ll just see them off in a corner rocking back and forth
by clapemcheeks May 6, 2022
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cradle kill

a 20 year old dating a 15 year old from 4 hours away and is totally wrapped up in her, also tries to get guts from her knowing that she is only 15.
Chris McPeters is such a cradle kill. Remeber that time he was a cradle kill. That whole summer he was acting like a cradle kill. Yeah thats the guy. To be cradle killed visit Neilson room 410.
by bread infection December 8, 2009
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