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Cow Hick

A Cow Hick is someone that lives in the country or south. Wears tight jeans, dips, likes cows/horses/hogs and western boots and hats. And most importantly they speak like a hick.
Friend : Wanna go to the Barn dance?

Friend 2 : Hell no. There is nothing but cow hicks there.
by Oklahoma35 June 15, 2014
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curdled cow

When you take curdled milk and pour it on a woman's tits and you eat it off and then when you throw up she drinks it.
Steven: Dude I gave Jane a huge curdled cow. Now the bed smells like shit

Tim: Dude, that's sweet!
by docter cockter March 3, 2014
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eat a cow

when someone is really angry they say “eat a cow” to show that they are so angry that they could eat a whole cow
im so mad at Anthoney that i could eat a cow like why the fuck he be correcting me all the time.
by sydney Judd March 12, 2019
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Sleeping cow

A Hamburger

Origin of word in the RGV: Rio Grande Valley
Jesse: Aye yo Puente you want a sleeping cow with cheese or nah?

Puente: Nah, I got my Glizzy already yo
by JPTheDon July 5, 2020
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Ass Cow

A place of reliable and bountiful hook-up opportunities. Similar to the phrase cash cow but for sex rather than money.
Man, I've tagged 3 girls from my yoga class already. That place is definitely my ass cow.
by Timmy Tulip February 22, 2011
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Human Cow

A lactating female who allows herself to have her jugs hooked up to a cow milking machine, usually wearing a cow mask and cow print leather chaps.
That guy's girlfriend is a human cow! He milks her...literally.
by Trish54 February 9, 2009
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Cow Raptor

White raptors (with cow spots) that attack you while you're trippin' on shrooms in a cow pasture. If you've ever seen a cow raptor, you are probably dead right now.
"Dude, I think I just heard a cow raptor...let's get the FUCK outta here!"
by PCBPCBPCB May 6, 2009
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