cooter

Most commonly associated with the friendly greese monkey character from the Dukes of Hazard. Now a slang term referring to the female sex organ. See also snatch pussy vagina

Did you lick her cooter?

by Anonymous February 7, 2003

cooter cudgel

A open palmed slap to the female genitals.

The male version of this slap is the ball tag. Typically has to be called before the act so that it is fair game.

Nolan: I cooter cudgeled Emily with with a knitting needle last night!

by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005

Cooter Paste

Any non-solid substance that originates from a vagina. Color and viscosity level will vary. Will waft a pungent odor. The nature of this waft will vary in smell and reaction to the odor is subjective. Visibility of the paste will also vary.

Not urine. "No way dude! I don't need no fuckin' Cooter Paste on my Rhinoceros Dick Rod. . .shit!"

by Huseyin Ursel November 6, 2005

cooter fish

Can be used in a variety of activities. It is happiest when its used for eating, fingering, petting, and stroking (preferably with a penis. preferably my penis) The wetter it is, the happier it is. Stay clear of rotten cooter fish for it may be hazardous to your health. Bigger cooter fishes are usually a sign of its owner being a complete whore. Also see slut. If it's small and compact it is usually the sign of the owner being a virgin or a feminist and most likely an uptight bitch. Cooter fishes are not to be taken lightly for they are the foundation of all things catastrophic and vile such as war, murder, rape, and desease. They are also used for wonderful acts such as giving life and sexual intercourse. Unfortunately the wonderful things it creates usually lead to what causes catastrophes like war, rape, murder and desease hence it being the foundation of such vile occurrences so go figure. Bottom line, man cannot live without the cooter fish, yet sometimes wishes it could, quickly followed by the realization that it really really can't live without the cooter fish because what real man doesn't like a good cooter fish once in awhile? Thus the inevitable and tragic cycle continues...forever!

Wow babe, you have some bomb ass cooter fish. Can I get seconds?

by Renzo Cervantes July 24, 2006

Cooter Spit

Vaginal fluids excreted usually (but not necessarely) with extreme force.

1) When Emily orgasms I usually get shot in the eye with cooter spit.

2) I have to take a shower because my junk is covered in cooter spit.

3) Rachel hates when i complain about her cooter spit.

by Alexander Constantine October 29, 2005

cooter jab

a game in which a girl may jab another in the cooter. The rules are: 1.Blocking is allowed 2.No jabbing from behind 3.Only I can make more rules

That was one nice cooter jab!

by buttpiratess November 27, 2004

cooter mint

The pill a woman puts inside her vaginia to fight away a yeast infection. It drives the chunks away.

Matt Lee likes to use cooter mints on his mangina

by Jason February 10, 2003