Oppressively awful in that numbingly "cubicle in a hermetically-sealed office" kind of way: lacking good quality, morality or ethics, excellence, creativity, spontaneity, kindness, love, integrity, beauty, or intrinsic worth and meaning, i.e. corporate
by mardukio March 23, 2007
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A cog in the corporate machine.
Someone whose net worth is slightly above that of office machine.
An employee known more readily to the corporate decision-makers by his or her employee number rather than by name.
A college-educated employee who makes the same wages as that gum-chewing, fingernail-painting, web-surfing, GED-holding front-desk worker downstairs.
Someone whose job task involves suppressing any creative or thoughtful contribution and merely inputting the data required by THE MAN and outputting the results they expect.
See also whipping boy
A cog in the corporate machine.
Someone whose net worth is slightly above that of office machine.
An employee known more readily to the corporate decision-makers by his or her employee number rather than by name.
A college-educated employee who makes the same wages as that gum-chewing, fingernail-painting, web-surfing, GED-holding front-desk worker downstairs.
Someone whose job task involves suppressing any creative or thoughtful contribution and merely inputting the data required by THE MAN and outputting the results they expect.
See also whipping boy
“I had to go meet our often-disgruntled and potentially belligerent customers wearing a black t-shirt that reads in bold, white type: “How Are We Doing?” along with our customer comment phone number. I am such a corporate tool.”
by THX 1138 February 12, 2004
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unscrupulous person who has a devotion to a corporation or business, forsaking all coworkers for the benefit of the company. "Therefore Stretching your balloonknot beyond its previous border", and leaving a knife in your back.
one who has forsaken personal values and constitution to promote the agenda of current management
one who has forsaken personal values and constitution to promote the agenda of current management
Choppers digs up or creates ficticious dirt on fellow coworkers to get ahead being an industrial tramp corporate whore to the boss and his minions.
In addition Choppers works 80hrs in a 40hr job , and is seen as a suck up, also is often seen wiping mouth after leaving boss's office.
In addition Choppers works 80hrs in a 40hr job , and is seen as a suck up, also is often seen wiping mouth after leaving boss's office.
by The Provocateur August 30, 2009
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Get the something corporate mug.(technical jargon) When a situation you intended to turn out one way turns out to be completely something you never imagined. Often occuring the the area of politics, relationships or sports when an individual or group gets involved in a situation they cannot get out of. Often referred to as the state of being or art of being "fucked."
e.g. Damn, Dick, our foreign policy blows. We really self copulated when we invaded Iraq.
e.g. My date with Jill didn't turn out like I planned. She's not the dinner whore I thought she was, so I went home to contemplate with self copulation.
e.g. My date with Jill didn't turn out like I planned. She's not the dinner whore I thought she was, so I went home to contemplate with self copulation.
by Roland_07 October 4, 2007
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"The vending machine is out of blueberry Pop-Tarts!"
"Corporate America!"
"I got an F on the test."
"Corporate America, I'm telling you..."
"Corporate America!"
"I got an F on the test."
"Corporate America, I'm telling you..."
by dylan-o November 17, 2006
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