Corny

Using lame old jokes trying to impress people and not suceeding.

Being horny, eager to have sex

Damn Bob's Joke was the most corniest shit anybody ever heard.

Oh I feel so corny, let's do the hula.

by Roy Schneider September 21, 2008

cornea shinin'

when you meet someone and you cant stop looking at them. Because they are so handsome/beautiful.

Damn i just met you and you already got my cornea shinin'

by proficient prodigy December 19, 2008

cornealious

elementary school child who has not yet attained a nick name

tell cornealious to meet me and udipidous by the monkey bars after school

by macaulay April 27, 2008

Cornway

Illinois' medieval version of Subway. It is disgusting. There is only dried Corn on the menu. If you don't like it they Cornhole you.

Ryan went to Illinois to do a crappy race and was forced to eat and be sodomized at the local Cornway. Meanwhile, his more intelligent and much more attractive friends Jon, Nick, and Louis did a much better race and got to eat at Subway.

by Quads McQuaderson August 22, 2011

Cornwallis

used to describe a person, place, thing, event, action that seemingly makes little to no sense, whatsoever; can be used to describe retardedness; describes someone whom has surrendered to their stupidity

Dude, that guy is so drunk that he's spilling beer on everyone! That's Cornwallis as shit, bro.

Man, that girl's #yolo attitude is gonna land her straight at the schmeschmorsion clinic. Total Cornwallis, she is.

by the euroWonder November 9, 2012

cornfaced

When you get a swirly in a potty queen at the Philadelphia Folk Festival.

Dude! You fall on my tent again you are totally gonna get cornfaced!

by Officer muddbutt July 5, 2016

Cornlandia

A discord server with only corn, memes, and terrible jokes. Led by Jorg first of his name king of the Cornlandian
Cornlands

Cornlandia Forever!

by cornlandian_fool March 13, 2021