coontah

You idiot

it's when you do everything said above AGAINST A PERSONS THROAT.

And you need to say the word as you to it.

Dude1: COONTAH! *coontah*
Dude2: Dudde1, you really need to stop that *rubs throat*
Dude1: hahaha

by MM July 28, 2004

Cooltabulous

One of the best ways to describe something completly and utterally cool.

Nicole is really just a cooltabulous person all around.

I wish to be as cooltabulous as that gal.

And Bob's your Uncle we have a new cooltabulous shirt on.

by kneecoalerz October 26, 2009

Coontah

When you take your hand and make is flat like a knife. Then, you "punch" someone elses throat with side opposite to your thumb.

Dude 1: *coontah*
Dude 2: DUDE, come on! My thoat hurts like hell.
Dude 1: hehehe

by Jason March 4, 2004

choofter

1) A truly talentless computer programmer that thinks that he/she knows what he/she is doing all of the time.

2) Thinks he/she is great at his/her job to the frustration of truly talented and experienced fellow workers.

3) A script kitty. A cut and paster.

John is an untalented, overpaid, obnoxious, unproductive, resource wasting schmuck that never listens to anyone else's opinion. What a supreme choofter.

by Plasticacorn June 19, 2008

cooftie smack

Cooftie Smack- When you backhand someone very hard in the face and act cocky about it.

I cooftie smacked that bitch because she didn't give me a refund

by JTodaB December 30, 2006

pop coofie

to shoot somones head wid a gat so dat piece be blowin up like in gears nigga

yo u peep dat shit i was like pop coofie on dat locust yo wit da seat
yeah i peeped it
ess dub ess fo life

by mike coolio December 28, 2007

coof

A shortened term for “cunt-goof”. This person achieves the standards of a cunt and a goof simultaneously.

Sharon: Joey you’re a coof of a son!
Joey: Shut up Sharon you’re not my real mom!

by ooodeee March 5, 2018