Someone who is bossy one minute, then at an oppurtune time says something like you're not the boss of me (possibly the next minute). Someone who changes their image sometimes more than once in one day (not just an online screen name or something relatively benign, but in real life/on TV/youtube videos/other mediums).
This other guy, as insane as he might seem, is at least on a steady, even keel all the time, where he's no more or less human, no more or less inhuman, no more or less bossy, no more or less subserviant to anyone at any time, since he's the same guy underneath the surface all the time and doesn't claim to be in any particular character at any particular time. At least he is not willfully contradictory, since being willfully contradictory comes with inconsistancies.
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Not to fear, Austin, I used invisible ink. It is whatever we claim it is, It's Schrödinger's Contract!
Not to fear, Austin, I used invisible ink. It is whatever we claim it is, It's Schrödinger's Contract!
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A satirical remark of congratulations directed at a person for a work they have completed on a subject that may be deemed pointless, confusing or unnecesary by the speaker
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Get the contrabution mug.- a genuine drug fiend who says they won't have any drugs
- snorts copious amounts of class A's and then declares it hardly happens
- at 6pm on a Friday the fiending starts despite it being just a casual drink
Often says things like:
"nooo, i'm being good this weekend, no drugs for me!"
"I think i'll just go for a walk at the weekend and get an early night"
"Nah I have no money anyway, you go ahead though I won't have any"
"I'm a professional, I don't even do drugs"
- you can recognise a WCF when at 7am they are carpet surfing and looking under things for more drugs
-they can become angry and distressed unless provided with drugs quickly, despite saying they didn't need more
- more fiendish than any type of fiend, because at the end of the day, they know they are a mess
- they will snort anything
- quite often come across as very professional people who work hard and earn money in a respectful way, however weekends ruin them
- might dress as animals when high wired
- snorts copious amounts of class A's and then declares it hardly happens
- at 6pm on a Friday the fiending starts despite it being just a casual drink
Often says things like:
"nooo, i'm being good this weekend, no drugs for me!"
"I think i'll just go for a walk at the weekend and get an early night"
"Nah I have no money anyway, you go ahead though I won't have any"
"I'm a professional, I don't even do drugs"
- you can recognise a WCF when at 7am they are carpet surfing and looking under things for more drugs
-they can become angry and distressed unless provided with drugs quickly, despite saying they didn't need more
- more fiendish than any type of fiend, because at the end of the day, they know they are a mess
- they will snort anything
- quite often come across as very professional people who work hard and earn money in a respectful way, however weekends ruin them
- might dress as animals when high wired
"Woah, look at that guy who said he wouldn't do drugs, now he is scuttling round, he is a walking contradiction fiend!"
"I thought he was really professional, I would never have known he was such a contradiction!"
"he said he would be good at the weekend and do no drugs, now he is licking the table and floor for leftovers"
"I thought he was really professional, I would never have known he was such a contradiction!"
"he said he would be good at the weekend and do no drugs, now he is licking the table and floor for leftovers"
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Filler God: "If you want me to resurrect Jonny, you must sign my Forever Contract with your blood."
Jack: "Yes! Sure! Anything to revive Jonny!"
Jack: "Yes! Sure! Anything to revive Jonny!"
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Husband: Your mother looks looks so pissed off right now.
Wife: Nope, she is smiling.
Husband: Yeah, but she has a huge frown; it looks like an upside down U, like the old dude in Up.
Wife: Oh, that's because hse has the mother-in-law's contracture.
Wife: Nope, she is smiling.
Husband: Yeah, but she has a huge frown; it looks like an upside down U, like the old dude in Up.
Wife: Oh, that's because hse has the mother-in-law's contracture.
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