Cofuse

A word for confused gays, invented by some bisexual girl.

Friend: “That guy is really hot.”

You: “Brian, he’s obviously straight, you little gay shit. Why are you always so fucking cofuse??”

by Dora Dream February 20, 2019

confused.yes

what you say when your on a really confusing website, the opposite of confused.com, which is a simple and easy-to-use website.

guy 1: wtf im stuck

guy2: on what?

guy 1: this website :/ insert website name here more like confused.yes !

by jemmehhhh September 21, 2009

confused dick

when a males dick doesn't know which shade it wants to be.

Chris' dick is brown and pink, the shaft brown and the head pink. He has a confused dick.

by LNSQueen1790 December 2, 2009

codfuse

Codfuse : Verb : to confuse with relation to fish.

Dude 1: Why is it called fish and 'seafood'?
Dude 2: I'm so codfused!

by Loldude200038 December 16, 2009

Confuse-icated

Another way of saying confused - but with a twist.... it also rhymes with fornicated - some what

Holy crap, I just confuse-icated those two words!

by missbe.xx December 8, 2010

Confused Social User

One who follows facebook on twitter, has a facebook that says, "check my myspace", etc.

Girl 1: Did you see my facebook?
Girl 2: Oh yeah I totally followed it to your twitter.
Guy: What did the twitter say?
Girl 1: Check out my myspace!
Guy: You are one confused social user

by The guy who fu-[censor] December 8, 2011

confusesation

a confusing conversation

This confusesation has gotten out of hand!

by Jenni from the Block March 4, 2012