Collingwood

Nickname for a shit, evil team

I hate that team there such a Collingwood

by Slayerdamo October 30, 2010

the ceiling fan

When someone happens to be reading playboy or other pornographic magazines while a ceiling fan is 2 or less inches above there crotch. If they get erect there penis will be chopped off, this does not work if you have a minge or erectile dysfunction.

guy 1. GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL, NOW!
guy 2. WHY?
guy 1. I JUST GOT THE CEILING FAN!

by superkoopa707 November 13, 2011

Glass Ceiling

When you sit naked on a table with a glass top, and you have someone laying under watching you taking a shit.

To turn your girlfriend on you would perform a glass ceiling.

by Jeremy Cheeks October 9, 2008

collinge

A girl rippin azz. When an attractive girl farts in a large crowed of people.

That girl did a major collinge.

by Stefoinay August 29, 2007

Ceiling Pics

A picture used to non-verbally ask you to stop fucking talking and go die or something.

Guy 1: “Shannon is sending my ceiling pics again”

Guy 2: “She fuckin’ hates you man. You better hop off.”

by Yopoecho June 6, 2020

ceiling scrapers

A woman's very long legs. If she has sex while laying on her back on a bed, her legs may scrap the ceiling.

"Damn, did you check out the ceiling scrapers on that beach volleyball player?"

by big.berries July 26, 2009

collingwood

A ski Town in Ontario Canada

I ski at Blue Mountain ski club in Collingwood.

by Jeff jollingsworth August 30, 2007