cocaine meatball

Just another word for catnip. Especially catnip in ball form.

"Whiskers! Look what I got you!"
*waves cocaine meatball around to tease whiskers*
Inside Whiskers' mind: "Meow." (Ohmygoditsacocainemeatball).

by KrustyKreatorofKaos February 24, 2019

cocaine popsicle

The act of dipping one's penis into a pile of cocaine. After which, a plethora of women snort that cocaine off your dick.

Yeah dude I tripped and fell onto the coffee table and knocked over all the blow but the good news is, Tayshawnda gave me a cocaine popsicle.

by cocainepopsicle September 27, 2014

Cocaine Princess

A person whom's sugar daddy is a drug lord; Or a person whom's sugar daddy deals, manufactures, or sells heavy drugs, such as, cocaine or meth.

Lolita's sugar daddy sells meth and acid, she is a cocain princess.

Tamica's sugar daddy sells Mary Jane, she is not a cocaine princess becuase marijuana is not a heavy drug.

by Frederick Lolita September 3, 2013

cocaine Christian

A former party animal turned born again Christian who annoys the hell out of everyone with their self-righteousness about his or her friends debauchery.

That got used to do so much blow he couldn't even lick a postage stamp. Now he's a total cocaine Christian!

by thharvey December 14, 2015

Cocaine Escalator

When you have a lot on lines of cocaine lined up, and your team acts as a snorting conveyor belt to knock them all down.

(Person 1) Man all those levels got me turnt.
(Person 2) yeah man, cocaine escalator fucks you up!

by Raver Buzz December 28, 2014

Tom Cocaine

A country singer known for singing Life is a Highway while high on cocaine.
Like he meant life is a high way.

Gregory: I remember the song Life Is a Highway.
Ben: Such a classic.
Gregory: Rascall Fatts did an outstanding job making it for the Cars movie.
Ben: Rascall Fatts covered it, Tom Cocaine originally sang it.
Gregory: Wow, I should’ve remembered.

by gregben February 6, 2022

cocaine smoothie

When someone goes to blow cocaine up your ass hole and you shart in their mouth.

My friend ate Taco Bell and it turned into a cocaine smoothie.

by Tony jr. November 11, 2014