cocaine Christian

A former party animal turned born again Christian who annoys the hell out of everyone with their self-righteousness about his or her friends debauchery.

That got used to do so much blow he couldn't even lick a postage stamp. Now he's a total cocaine Christian!

by thharvey December 14, 2015

Gay on cocaine

1. Lit
2. Poppin'
3. Off the chain

"The party last night was gay on cocaine"
"DAMN sucks I had to miss it"

by Messy Queen April 23, 2022

cocaine cavity

Working overtime on cocaine

(Slang) :Damn I just got off that white girl cavity man: i got a taste for a cocaine cavity

by R.i.p Zilyo May 11, 2020

cocaine popsicle

The act of dipping one's penis into a pile of cocaine. After which, a plethora of women snort that cocaine off your dick.

Yeah dude I tripped and fell onto the coffee table and knocked over all the blow but the good news is, Tayshawnda gave me a cocaine popsicle.

by cocainepopsicle September 27, 2014

cocaine meatball

Just another word for catnip. Especially catnip in ball form.

"Whiskers! Look what I got you!"
*waves cocaine meatball around to tease whiskers*
Inside Whiskers' mind: "Meow." (Ohmygoditsacocainemeatball).

by KrustyKreatorofKaos February 24, 2019

Tom Cocaine

A country singer known for singing Life is a Highway while high on cocaine.
Like he meant life is a high way.

Gregory: I remember the song Life Is a Highway.
Ben: Such a classic.
Gregory: Rascall Fatts did an outstanding job making it for the Cars movie.
Ben: Rascall Fatts covered it, Tom Cocaine originally sang it.
Gregory: Wow, I should’ve remembered.

by gregben February 6, 2022

cocaine smoothie

When someone goes to blow cocaine up your ass hole and you shart in their mouth.

My friend ate Taco Bell and it turned into a cocaine smoothie.

by Tony jr. November 11, 2014