Coach Stumon

The ultimate dance move that a dad uses to disappear. The Coach Stumon Move is such a hard dance move that only men can dance it with ought messing up.

Your friend: Look your dad just pulled a coach Stumon!
You: Dad?

by Coach Stumon September 26, 2019

Bucket Coach

Someone who isn't AS drunk as the person throwing up into a bucket, garbage can, sink, toilet, etc. The Bucket Coach is usually drunk, and thus willing to help their comrades with their 'ordeal'.

They can either be yelling words of encouragement, holding the bucket, holding the person puking, or a combination of these.

Example:

Bucket Coach: "COME ON puke out that fireball like a motherfucking DRAGON!!!" *Slaps puker on the back*

Puker: *BLAAAAAGHRGGHHGRGHHH* "I feel...be.." *BLAAAAHGGGRRGHH*

by SO4 December 10, 2009

Coach mario

A cheerleading coach who thinks he's hilarious

That's a coach Mario joke

by Morganr19 September 21, 2016

dizzy coach

Type of nightmare where one is paralysed and unable to move. In its most horrifying form, one is incarcerated on one's back inside a long pipe; light (usually coloured, e.g. cyan, yellow or magenta) may be seen in the distance at one end of the pipe, but the pipe itself is black.

Dizzy coach nightmares are usually accompanied by an echoing low-pitched mechanical droning sound, similar to a recording of a cement mixer subjected to excessive reverb.

I had a terrifying dizzy coach nightmare last night.

by Rick Mills September 8, 2004

coach stockton

Sensei that will chop throats if has been wronged by his students.

coach Stockton: get to work boy before you get throat chopped.
student: yes , coach stockton

by eagles15 June 14, 2016

Coach Frank

the best skating teacher around in Port idk how to say it. He makes you grind rails, Pop ollies, Skate around and session and EVEN PUMP

man i met a cool Coach Frank down at skate.school

by midasxd July 24, 2021

Coach David

Basically........ Coach David.

Hey did you see Coach David?
Coach David: Coach David

by Tommy Runs March 29, 2021