Caillou

An obnoxious little shit that was born by a alcoholic father who would eat dog shit that he found on the freeway. Due to his existence, Caillou despises his father and wants him dead but can’t because he is too fucking poor to afford weapons, and also is to lazy to make his own. However Caillou thankfully died on september 20 1863 from having both cancer and a stroke at the same time. Caillous dad was angry because he wanted to kill caillou himself by shoving a stick up his butt.

Caillou: I hate my dad!

Caillous mom: U shouldn’t hate your father!

Caillou: Fuck u mom, bite my left ballsack hair!

Caillous mom: (cries and dies)

Caillou: Now that i got my mom out of the way, my dads next! (dies of stroke after)

by JAWSeph July 31, 2019

Caillym

Caillym is an extremely funny person who is caring towards his friends. He is outgoing but also doesn't mind staying inside and playing videogames. He is popular but doesn't boast about it and sits in a large friends group always welcoming new friends to join though Caillym is stubborn at times and loves a good argument, especially when he knows he's winning. Even with this trait he aspires not to go into law but rather into animal science or a job that has something to do with culture.

Yo that guy is hilarious! He has to be called Caillym!

by VantageP01NT June 5, 2020

camila

a girl who puts “pls” and “help” when she laughs.

*laughs* “PLEASE I CANT BREATH” “HELP ME” -camila

by doggie fetch July 9, 2021

Camilions

Adjetive for a person. Can be defined as synonym for an introvert Weeb. A camilions is also someone very respectful , very keen on personal responsible and akin to the spririt of letting people do whatever they want with their own life. A camilions goes best accompanied by extrovert friends.

My friend is a Camilions.

Reddit is full of camilions.

My neighbor wont get laid he is a camilions.

by Yomommasss_enthusiast February 11, 2022

A Caillou

A spoiled brat.

Oh, that's Timmy. He is such a Caillou.

by Paul Mchorny November 12, 2020

pull a Caillou

to act like an ungrateful, spoiled whiny douchebag who gets upset on first world problems, just like those spoiled rich kids you see on snapchat and spoiled brat tantrums cringe compilations, or simply misbehaving when you don't get what you want, just because your parents failed to raise you

DAD I WANTED A LAMBO NOT A FERRARI, T_T WAAAA FUCK YOU

You wanna pull a Caillou now?? Grow up..

by Mr Laiuo April 23, 2018

Cailynne

A very beautifull young girl with a great personality and a heart of gold!!!

Cailynne has a heart of gold.

by AAAngela March 11, 2010