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1. A person of limited value, typically lazy and/or lacking self-motivation.
2. The sticky, liquid mess left over after a lesbian orgy; typically composed of lube, saliva, sweat and female ejaculate.
1. Jesus, Dan... What are you? The afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck?
2. Mark had the unsavory job of cleaning up this months afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck; although it provided him with ample masturbation fodder.
by DamienCross March 5, 2009
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Clusterfuck Grading System

A system for classsifying the amount of disarray in a clusterfuck.

level of clusterfuck= (amount of people mindfucked over time)^2

Highest

A+
A
B+
B
C+
C
D+
D
Lowest

Abbreviated G____CF
The blank denotes the "grade of the clusterfuck"
Clusterfuck Grading System
GACF= Grade A clusterfuck

When I couldn't get the Van Dorn stain out of my bed it was a GACF

A thousand 9 year olds on davis lawn was a GACF
by UCo July 22, 2011
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Mongolian Clusterfuck

A phrase reffering to the word mongaloid,or downy flake,or such a person with down syndrome.It is used as a insult in such a situation with more than three persons with down syndrome in the same room.
Hey dave!, yes joe,dude after work yesterday i went to the E.R and they had one hell of a mongolian clusterfuck in there.
by Jellybear July 29, 2009
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bass drum clusterfuck

When you have 10 or more bass drums for a marching band parade and everyone keeps hitting each other’s drums because they have no peripheral vision skills
by USfyre April 9, 2021
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Dirty South Clusterfuck

A sandwich made at McDonald's from a McDouble and a southern homestyle chicken sandwich. Similar to the McGangbang but tastier and more scrumptous.
I went to McDonald's today and had myself a delicious Dirty South Clusterfuck
by DsRegulator August 13, 2011
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Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure

A Miserable Failure that is a much bigger failure than your typical Miserable Failure.
That absolute dumbass cannot and will never do anything right, he's a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.
by PhoenixGamer34 December 28, 2020
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diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck

The lowest of all the lows that anyone can come up with. I defy you to put someone down harder.
My mom is totally dumping all of this shit on me to do today. She's such a cunt. Why, she's actually a diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck!
by Kelly November 10, 2006
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