Clog

To beat someone with a wooden shoe. Mostly used as a joke when your friend does something stupid.

“I’m going to clog you”

“I’m clogging you”

“I’m going to clog you to death”

by Cokaylovespilking006 April 29, 2021

Clog

timeclova but clog

YO ITS CLOG

by Dino_saw_ October 12, 2021

cleor

Australian mermaid

Oh nor, cleor… the condensation

by anonymous April 10, 2023

Lincoln Clog

Shitting a nice stack of turds that completely clogs up a toilet.

Clogging there toilet with more than one turd stacked like Lincoln Logs.

I guess I need to eat more fiber. I really built a Lincoln Clog!

by LisaBeagle May 1, 2016

the clog cult

the clog cult is lead by brian clogger. his clog factory sold 1000 clogs in 2 minutes, using the help of his slaves john taylor, roger deacon and freddie may. deakythediscobean, wolfyowlyyy and queen.under.pressure joined the clog cult were they performed ancient rituals such as the jazzy gnomes. the clog cult started jamming with andy and they got superhuman powers and then they met rogerina, the goddess of money. rogerina gave brian the majestic glowing clogs, and in that moment the sun caught the clogs and they started glowing majestically. belisha, the god of clogs called brian. david taylor heard this from his hometown in jamacia where he released another one bites the clog. the clog cult was angry with him but forgave him. the clog cult met adam lampost. during their 24846739846743849th time in the clog cult they got hit in the face by a flying giraffe that was burning through the sky at 200 degrees. the burns were so bad not even melina (the goddess of healing) could help. wolfyowlyyy started a band called ac/dc and shortly after deakythediscobean and queen.under.pressure joined. they released top ten hits such as "starman" which is a thrash metal song consisting of queen.under.pressures classic guitar, deakythediscobeans bass and wolfyowlyyys insanely low voice. the lyrics are about the journey that happened.

the clog cult

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

Cali Clogger

What you call someone traveling from California to another state and leaves a massive shit in the toilet in your hotel that you can’t flush no matter how hard you try.

Dude you should’ve seen what I left in the toilet in NY... let’s just say they’ll never forget the Cali Clogger!

by Pseudofritz September 22, 2020

Mouth on the clog

Believing the lies/nonsense

Those cult members really have their mouth on the clog

by Mouthontheclog July 31, 2017