Steam Cleaner

the act of moving from one end of the room while digging your partners face into the carpet while giving her doggystyle sex with the intention of giving them a rug burn on their face.

I heard john gave stacey the steam cleaner the other day. you should see her she has the worst rug burn on her face.

by b.kravitz July 5, 2009

Boat Cleaner

The best drug ever. You reach MAXIMUM HIGH for 10 SECONDS. Then the best part is, you die after the best 10 seconds ever. It is done by injecting boat cleaning solution into the blood stream, once done you will enjoy the perks of the best drug ever, then you die! yeah!

I am going to do some boat cleaner after school, see you in hell.

by Guy Guyson mc guy April 25, 2011

The Carpet Cleaner

While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

"That bitch never even saw the carpet cleaner coming."

by Long Island August 13, 2004

professional canoe cleaner

A person who has an active intrest in doing a good job of eating a girl out. They perform the deed with such quality and skill that they should be deemed professioal and paid for the work that the complete.

Last night Karlos was a professional canoe cleaner.

by karlos February 22, 2005

starched and cleaned

Starched and Cleaned is only used when u are ironin' ur clothes and u put heavy starch spray in to look so clean and straight. It could be Jeans, Shirt or Suit.

Every time i got out da crib, i gotta look Starched and Cleaned.

I'm Starched and Cleaned, i'm poppin' out lookin' good
I still represent da same neiborhood

by Screwmatic June 16, 2008

Drilling vacuum cleaner

When you are fucking your partner who is on their period and you summon all your strength to turn your knob into a vacuum cleaner and suck up the period

Bruh I turned into a drilling vacuum cleaner last night in bed

by Low tier bullshit February 8, 2021

Floor Cleaners

The result on a females genitalia after having multiple numbers of sproglings children.

Useful for multitasking mothers.

'Wow Michelle, how do you keep your floors so clean?'

'I just walk into a room and my floor cleaners do all the work.

by gemba August 1, 2011