Bush Camping

Its when you get lost in your girlfriends bush for too long

boyfriend" i cant see my dick its bush camping"
Girlfriend" I cant afford a hedge trimmer"

by Your pseudonym24 September 3, 2019

Tactical Camping

tac·ti·cal camp•ing

/ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /'kampING/

adjective noun

Tactical Camping is

1.) In fps multiplayer - the act of remaining in one spot (usually alone) with a (Sniper Rifle), (Shotgun), or any other weapon in a area waiting for enemy players to get easy points specifically CoD

Generally looked upon as a "cheap" method of gaining kills or scorestreaks.

2.) Also in Multiplayer - playing at a slower pace moving from place to place not be confused with camper or camping.
Especially if you're still learning the games modes, maps, and/or angles.

"Mark engaged in a last ditch effort to stop being constantly killed by noobs and pros alike;

while not trying to be a total camper"

So he began his "Tactical Camping" campaign to not go negative

by WarChief311 November 3, 2019

whiskey camping

The act of binge drinking then passing out outside.

I got so drunk before I screwed your mom that on the way home I ended up whiskey camping.

by Dingle5884 January 14, 2021

Spawn-camping

Actively inducing, and/or waiting for a girl to break up with her boyfriend so you can comfort her and steal her for yourself.

Friend 1:Hey mark, how is spawn-camping Lisa going?
Mark: it worked, her boyfriend was kind of a cuck

by BoomBoom516 March 6, 2022

Old camping pussy

When someone puts the perfume or fragrance of patchouli on that is what old camping pussy is

You smell like old camping pussy

by Icp78 July 8, 2022

Library Camping

A library camper is always keen to be in the library. They leave their laptop to save their seat and they’ll rush to get there and be slow to leave. People Overly Love Learning And Reading During their library session and those people are library campers.

P1: What are doing today? P2: Oh I’m going to the library. P1: Of course you are, you love library camping !

by Fishy24601 September 8, 2022

Cumping

A case of over-information into the particular fantasies of necrophiliacs.

To make:
- 2 necrophiliacs
- 1 female corpse (presumably fresh, unguarded or well defrosted)
- wet wipes
- a coin

Toss the coin to decide who jumps (1) and who swallows (2). Take your posistions at the head and vulva facing ends of the corpse. At a specified time (1) jumps landing on the corpses stomach whilst (2) gets a taste of embalmed natural lubricants. Wet wipes as required depending on squirting credentials of the deceased.

Whilst the fire alarm went off at the morgue yesterday so we went round cumping as many of the cadavers as possible before the fire brigade took their turn.

by owiessegs March 5, 2011