hide the cigar

A blowjob.

Instead of POTUS playing hide the cigar, we get Putin offering free nuclear cigars.

by Warcivil the III May 31, 2023

cigared

That moment when you fuck a midget in the bum

Yo that midget got cigared- ass raped

by Lovisa Snygg September 23, 2017

cigar yoga

the art in which Gold Member invades your Monica Lewinsky but under the table status with a whole ass lit cigar

Hey check it out! Straight or blue balls? Try some Cigar Yoga!

by Hunta Davie March 26, 2024

cigars

cigarettes but bigger and i have lung cancer now

i have lung cancer from cigars

by M I L K. M A N July 23, 2021

Fudge Cigar

A firm or compacted turd resembling a cigar.

"Sorry about the smell, guys - I just laid out a premium fudge cigar".

by hardgearcowboy July 10, 2017

export cigars to Cuba

To drop turds into the toilet then flush.

I gotta hit the johnny and export cigars to Cuba.

by icemelted April 30, 2015

Back Cigar

That cigar you have on the way home from a good night out

Me and Tod shared a back cigar after the ball.

by helpedmyunclejackoffahorse February 26, 2017