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Champers

When the Champers dont line up so you just have to rip a fatty 7. If it is not a 7 or like a 5.6 I'm sorry buddy but it says in the rule book of ''Shut the fuck up cunt" that you have autism.
Champers dude that facken skits
Dude when the Champers hit!
by Rippin7 January 16, 2020
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Chomper

A fat ugly woman. The definition derives from the chocolate bar Chompy.
Michelle McManus is a chomper.
by Reddas September 16, 2008
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cumper

a person who can't do anything right. particularly directed at the utter "mongs" of society. they sit below the likes of fuckboys and tosspots but slightly above the well known "roadman"
Horace: Sorry mum I forgot my bag at school.
Martha: For fucks sake Horace, you fucking cumper
by iamnotarapist May 9, 2016
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Chummer

A wingman for all men, a guy's guy. He walks up to a group of girls and engages each of them in short conversation, thus throwing the chum in the water. He leaves the group and each of the girls are now interested in meeting a guy due to the chummer's charm. His friends follow and chat up these girls that are ready to bite: hook, line and sinker.
He went fishing for his friends, he's a chummer.
by Grace is gone May 1, 2010
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Chummer

an adjective used to describe a cyclist with a lack of knowledge and talent in the sport. These 'chummers' are usually persons trying to play with the big boys from lower ranks known as 'triathletes' or 'commuters'. Chummers are susceptible to: being ineptly slow, having less knowledge about the sport than Kerry Katona knows about parenting and owning a head as big as the hole Lance Armstrong left the sport in.
"Why's simon so far behind?" "ah, he's just a chummer"
by Reps and creatine February 5, 2013
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Chummer

Chummer

A type of person who is a proper loner, sad twat, armed with pointless questions to gain attention and/or to gain friendship, only to piss off and weird out the person(s) they are engaing in conversation with.
Basically a step up from a sex offender and a step down from a train spotter, anorak the lot
.
Guy gets out of his car, with a folder full of the cars history and every little bit of work done to the vehicle....with receipts.
Office worker Brian spots this and says to co-worker Antony "look at this chummer"
by the real sweet-a-bix October 13, 2012
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champer

noun: Anyone who takes or has taken the medication Champix(TM) (U.S.: Chantix(TM)), a smoking cessation aid.
I can't believe what a bunch of quitters those champers are.
by Bobs Uruncle April 24, 2008
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