God created Adam and Eve.
He got bored with Adam, so created Chuck Norris.
Chuck got pissed, so killed Adam, and fucked the bejesus out of his wife.
He populated the entire earth, because all of the sperm roundhouse kicked the eggs into coming into the womb to be fertilised.
He got bored with Adam, so created Chuck Norris.
Chuck got pissed, so killed Adam, and fucked the bejesus out of his wife.
He populated the entire earth, because all of the sperm roundhouse kicked the eggs into coming into the womb to be fertilised.
by Son Of Norris August 10, 2008
by RiotDisaster May 11, 2009
by HarT [<3] January 19, 2006
To beat someone's ass uncontrollably without feeling or remorse.
to chuck norris, chuck norrised (past tense)
to chuck norris, chuck norrised (past tense)
by Phat Daddy December 20, 2006
The creator of language.
The curer of polio: roundhouse kicked a bottle of aspirin instantly creating the remedy.
Father of infomercials.
Father of Steven Seagal.
The curer of polio: roundhouse kicked a bottle of aspirin instantly creating the remedy.
Father of infomercials.
Father of Steven Seagal.
by lyrix4u November 11, 2007
The brother of God, the favorite of his Mom, and kicked Satan's Ass... Plus, God was sooooo jealous, He left Chuck Norris out of the Bible.
by wtfnoobzor October 04, 2009
One hell of a sexy beast totally kicks ass on Walker Texas Ranger( coolest show ever)! He is probably the sexiest man alive!!
Dude its Chuck Norris!
by Chelsea Fraind April 02, 2008