Chuck Norris

God created Adam and Eve.
He got bored with Adam, so created Chuck Norris.
Chuck got pissed, so killed Adam, and fucked the bejesus out of his wife.
He populated the entire earth, because all of the sperm roundhouse kicked the eggs into coming into the womb to be fertilised.
by Son Of Norris August 10, 2008
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If the world came to an end, Chuck Norris would save all, and kill us himself.
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Chuck Norris: Only man to ever catch all 150 original Pokemon in under 2.7 seconds
Walker Texas Ranger (Chuck Norris): Bulbasaur!! I choose you! VINE WHIP NOW!!
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To beat someone's ass uncontrollably without feeling or remorse.

to chuck norris, chuck norrised (past tense)
Motherfucker if you don't make me a sammich, i'll Chuck Norris your bitch ass
by Phat Daddy December 20, 2006
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The creator of language.
The curer of polio: roundhouse kicked a bottle of aspirin instantly creating the remedy.
Father of infomercials.
Father of Steven Seagal.
I'm gonna Chuck Norris my way to fame and advertise this piece of shit!
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The brother of God, the favorite of his Mom, and kicked Satan's Ass... Plus, God was sooooo jealous, He left Chuck Norris out of the Bible.
Erm no example. Chuck Norris will shoot me from his eyes if I wrote one...
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One hell of a sexy beast totally kicks ass on Walker Texas Ranger( coolest show ever)! He is probably the sexiest man alive!!
Dude its Chuck Norris!
by Chelsea Fraind April 02, 2008
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