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Christianity

A relationship with Christ, commonly viewed as narrow-minded by non-believers who think its real funny to insult people with obscene references over the Internet. Big man.
I'll pray for you, because although I think you're a moron, I'm supposed to love you.
by Chris September 17, 2006
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christianity

The most unproven and contradictory religion ever created. Many christians are good people, very friendly, but also very ignorant. They don't understand how foolish it is to follow something that can never be proven. They tend to be nominal, since there is no way to ever be a true christian. God tells them to love everyone, and also to not love homosexuals or other religious believers. There is no way to be a true christian following every single law.
In my opinion, why waste your life worshipping a god that you cannot prove exists, only to find out that you wasted much of your life going to church and other activities that christianity forces you to do? A better religion that is commonly thought of as evil is satanism. No, satanists do not worship satan, or any other higher god or evil diety. They believe in human nature, doing what is right because it is right, and taking responsibility for your actions. That sounds like something to believe in.
by hail satan666 November 26, 2007
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christians

A well-intentioned group of people that somehow manages to spew hateful propaganda and promote unfair laws at every chance.
I don't know how the gay marriage ban will ever pass unless the Christians go out and vote for it.
by Roz McClure January 21, 2004
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Christianity

A sect formed to grab power and torture and kill,"non-believers". The american indians, the people in South America, people in Africa, Europe, Middle East, Asia,infact anywhere were tortured,killed,raped, looted plundered in the name of the "holy" book.

But fear not!! the torturers went to heavem because they were christians. But mahatma ghandi went to hell...because he was not.....

Ripley's believe it or not..number 22
Horrors of christianity: ask the spanish inquistidors who pillages their way to chile..ask the people who raped the africans for diamonds..ask the australian aborignes
by anonymous223 September 17, 2006
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Christian

The ultimate pussy slayer and ass kicker. Get's so much bitches on his dick you cant keep track. He also kicks loads of ass. You thought Dalton from roadhouse knew how to fight, well you haven't seen a real ass kicker yet. He's also the most popular king on the block and gets whatever he wants because no one has a higher say than him.
Christian is such a hero
by ChristianTK May 21, 2018
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Christianity

The largest religion in the world. Christianity contains many sects, and it teaches that there is only one God, and that his is Jesus Christ who's people were the Jews and he was sent to die on the cross to forgive mankind’s sins, so that we may go to heaven by believing in him. Teaches to love your enemy and seek peace.
Christianity is the largest religion in the world. It teaches that Jesus Christ is the son of God and died for our sins on the cross and came back up from the grave to ascend into Heaven. We need only believe in Jesus and his sacrifice to get to Heaven, as it is the one true way. Teaches to love your enemy and seek peace.
by Travis March 6, 2005
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christianity

Another religion that is based on blind faith and is nothing more than a cult.
"Hey, do you believe in Christianity?"
"Naw man, that's just another one of those cults."
by Mr. Nem October 7, 2006
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