Chimphandfeet

A person with very very ugly hands, sometimes being so ugly that they get confused for feet. Similar in appearance to the hands of a chimpanzee.

What the hell is that on my table? Get those chimphandfeet off of my table!

Did you see dude's hands? They were so ugly, they looked like chimphandfeet.

by Superheeman April 18, 2010

Chispales

to leave in a rush! expecially after work before another customer shows up!

'ta loco que pinche chispales ay ta un customer guey!!!!

by queenofsales July 15, 2010

Chimpano

A guy that takes a girl out to dinner and drinks. Spends all his money on her and she goes home with someone else

Ryan: Is Haydie coming out tonight?

Nick: Yea but she's at dinner with a chimpano. She just texted me and said she'll be here in a hour.

by HatersRInTheBuilding November 21, 2011

chimp chaser

White women that go for the black man

My cousin denise is a chimp chaser

by darth veiner January 11, 2015

chimpion

master of all chimps, regent lord of bananas and all simians, winner of monkeys

Goobla, winner of the 1973 pole vault, sits royally upon his banana throne, a chimpion athlete and an inspiration to us all.

by bug bugly July 6, 2016

Chicpocolypse

Used when a man is confronted by a large group of women

Walk into a bar full of women who look confrontational ." oh fuck ,it's the Chicpocolypse "

by Bobcanada October 6, 2016

Chimpanzee hairline

When a guys hairline is just above his eyebrows. Also called a onehead or a two-year, depending on how close the hairline comes to touching the eyebrows. Usually a guy with a chimp hairline has round or circular ears that stick out straight from the side of his head.

That Justin kid has a chimpanzee hairline. I don't even think he has half a forehead.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018