Chad Johnson

The definition of a good wide reciever. He talks the talk, and can back that shit up, because he has amassed over 1,100 receiving yards in each of four seasons in the NFL. There is only one real Ocho Cinco baby, and he is here to stay.

There are three things guaranteed in life:
1) Death
2) Taxes
3) Number 85 will ALWAYS be open

Here's a question, take your time, its a tough one.
How do you stop Number 85?
Answer: You can't baby, nothing can stop Chad Johnson.

by BIG YETI DICK November 9, 2006

chad

something that is rubbish or unworthy

the football team were chad tonight

by troy robson June 11, 2006

Chad

1. Slang for one's Scrotum, when stretched out prior to a tea bagging.

2. Large amount of Male ejaculation on the female face (Skeet)

3. In reference to the male anatomy, it is the area between your sac and your asshole.

4. Popular name, usually a Chad can be described as calm and cool. Most Chads know how to dress to impress and are considered sexy by women while being hated by jealous Haters.
For the alternate definitions most Chads are known as; Stretch Nuts , Splooge, Chode and other variations of the definitions.

Dude snap a pic while I lay the chad across this chicks face.
Bro last night I chad all over that chicks face
Guy 1. It’s so FN hot out!
Guy 2. I know I got the worse FN swamp chad ever.

by Trying to learn you some August 8, 2008

chad

a huge, almost cyst like pimple on one's face, so large that it deserves it's own name; is usually in a very unsightly spot, such as chin, cheek, or between the eyes

Check out that huge chad on nic's face!

by emillzzz23 February 24, 2009

The Brad and Chad

When two “heterosexual” bros stroke each other with compliments, each time making the compliment more awesome than the last.

This is the Brad and Chad.
“Brad, your pink and blue flamingo board shorts are awesome.”
“ No Chad, your yellow boat shoes are way more awesome”
“No Brad, your conk shell necklace is the most awesome of all.”

by Peppermint Rhino February 2, 2019

caddalick

The vehicle of which the rapper Rich Boy claims to have just bought in the track "Throw Some D's". He claims that he would indeed like to heave some ten-thousand dollar "D's" (short for Dubs) at the car, resulting in damage to the vehicle, likely wasting much of the money that he claims to have.

However, my research shows that there is no such car named a "Caddalick."

Just bought a Caddalick. (Throw some D's on that bitch!)

by FauxRapper November 11, 2007

chadder cheese

when you have a chadder and you ejaculate in your pants

i think tanner just chadder cheesed
ya i could see it on his face

by cristoe October 20, 2010