Cracked

While the term 'Cracked' is more often than not used to casually describe a hit/blow to the face (or other variations of being beaten the shit out of).

However, 'Cracked' is also the name of an off-color humor/satire website, as well as the less popular Cracked Magazine. The website publishes articles with obscure and enticing titles, e.g, "4 Things I Regret Doing While Drunk in The Emergency Room". As we can see, many of the articles are intended for humor. On the contrary, articles such as, "6 Terrifying Creatures That Keep Going After They're Dead" contain factual knowledge with cited sources. No humor is left out of these less trivial articles, however, as off-color comedy is slyly thrown in throughout the entire article. There's also many related forms of publishing on Cracked, including videos and forums (etc.).

John: "I'm fucking sick of dumb humor websites. They make me laugh but when I laugh I feel like George Dubya after a stroke that was treated for in a Jackson, Mississippi hospital."

Dave: "Go to Cracked! You'll laugh your ass off while learning a bunch of cool shit about life. Most of it is actually useful, so it doesn't feel like your brain cells are imploding like Sarah Palin trying to cross the Bering Strait. I stay on it for hours, it's addicting as hell bro!"

by TheInformacistOfToday November 4, 2012

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Get Checked

(V, imperative) Literally a command to go to the local health clinic or Planned Parenthood and get yourself checked for STDs. However, "get checked"is almost always taken as an insult for usage of the term implies that the person is sexually promiscuous (a whore), or has recently engaged in sexually promiscuous activity.

Al Gore: heh, I heard you finally got to 3rd base with the boss
Monica Lewinski: wef
Al Gore: get checked, ho
Monica Lewinski: dude fuck you

Raquel: haha, thats disgusting, those two guys in the same night, really?
Helen: herp derp lol i dunno wat ur talking about herp derp
Raquel: get checked
Helen: grr
Raquel: problem?
Helen: ffff-
Raquel: lolumad
Helen: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Socra-tease March 15, 2011

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Chucked Up

A more polite way to say that you fucked up. Also used when somebody named Chuck fucks up. They could of done something the easy way, but they decided to make it harder for themselves by making things awkward.

Kylie: Chuck you should of danced with her when you had the chance. I don't think you have a chance anymore. You really Chucked Up.
Chuck: Damn.

by yellowpanda February 15, 2018

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