holden caulfield

Protagonist of the best book ever written for teenagers, The Catcher In The Rye. Holden is depressive, narcissistic and self obsessed yet he is strangely sexy and overwhelmingly likeable. Just ask any teenage girl (or boy, if you swing that way): Holden is the sexiest literary character ever.
Yes, even more so than Sirius Black.
Holden refers to everybody as a phoney, hates his private school friends, hates himself and hates just about everything else.

"Damn, I would so spoon Holden Caulfield!"
"If Holden Caulfield were alive today, there is a 98.9% chance that he would be emo...and sexy"

by bandanasarerad January 17, 2007

cauley

A prisoner with aids who rapes people for fun

don't go in the shower with him, he's a cauley

by Steven Pearce January 30, 2008

Witch's Cauldron

To cup ones hand over the anus in the shower, forming a tight seal. Once filled, fart into the water, making a bubbling cauldron sound.

Sorry about the smell in the bathroom, I made a particularly bubbly Witch's Cauldron.

by jeezihavenfi March 12, 2009

Cauliflower

A word at Pizza Factory used to ask a co-worker whether they would sleep with the girl customer that just walked into the restaraunt.

The responding worker than replies either yes, no, or while drunk.

worker #1: (girl walks into restaraunt) "Cauliflower"
worker #2: "meh...probably while drunk."

by paintbllr2008 August 2, 2007

Cauliflower Biff

A women Rugby players fanny

John: god mate, I fucked a that bird last night.

Tony: Whats her biff like?

John:Cauliflower mate, cauliflower.

by DizzleDazzle June 13, 2005

Cauliflower Cock

you know how wrestlers/MMA fighters get cauliflower ear (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cauliflower_ear) from getting so much trauma and friction on their ears. Well, technically, since the human dong is cartridge too, you can get cauliflower-cock from too much Frotting ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frot )? Especially if you really went to town with your partner while playing tummy-sticks.

"Oh my gosh! I was in Miami all weekend with Todd, and I guess we had too many Mai Tais...we sword-fought way too hard and now I have Cauliflower Cock!"

by Steve Jouflas April 17, 2009

Cauldron

To suddenly vomit into a significant others vagina while seemingly performing typical cunnilingus. The end result should resemble that of a cauldron, as seen in fairytales with witches.

The Cauldron, for when you want to spice up your love life.

by MastaJay June 4, 2010