canoush

to replace words that you don't want to say

"you stupid canoush, go canoush yourself"

by nickisascrub March 6, 2017

Canon

Pickpocket

The canon worked on a subway because it was crowded.

by BergencountyBill June 17, 2019

E-mail Canon

The act of sending numerous e-mails or posts in a short period of time.

Example 1
Anthony: That's the 8th e-mail from Rick this morning!!!
John: Yeah!! He's aiming the ol' e-mail canon at you bro!!

Example 2
Stephen: You want to troll the Rick Astley message boards?
Matt: Yeah, hold on!! Let me set my e-mail canon to stun.

by Mr. WAT April 26, 2008

Douche Canoes

Boat shoes

Look at that asshole sailing his douche canoes. What a Chad.

by tankgirl626 September 8, 2013

Canon

Some dude with a monster cock

Damn that canon dude has a monster cock

by Jsiiqis September 28, 2017

Canon

To be so stupid that everyone unanimously disagree with u in every situation

“Bro we should get Arby’s”
“Dude shut up and stop being such a Canon”

by Mister word man July 2, 2021

canonical

Something an obsessed Dr Who fan can pretend is an episode of a television programmes which stopped being made years ago.

Of course "Worzel Gummidge" is canonical.

by kd June 3, 2004