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Ionian column

An anal sex position for three or more penis havers or phallus wearers where-in one person, the base, lays on their back and penetrates another person laying on them who is also penetrating another, etc. There can be as many people as can be stacked.

The horizontal version of this arrangement is known as a Newton's cradle.
Call over two more men and let's stack up an Ionian column!
by PhilTraum February 19, 2021
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G00GLE C0LUMN

It is a nice nice SHIT that is perfectly made by a PERFECT ANUS

Seriously now the PRIEST OF THE URBAN DICTIONARY integrating into the WATS0N he started with but a transformation of great INFLUENCE.

THIRTY ONE KEY WORDS "soaking in the SUN".
Did you notice in the TOILET which is the TOP of somebody's DAY that always happens is this beautiful G00GLE C0LUMN.

Notice at the page of above your DEFINITION you are about to make is all these others in a G00GLE C0LUMN of thirty-one that maybe exactly what you are thinking most likely or what you did before as don't be such a redundant ass for guidelines , "SAY THE WORD SHIT" and you will guaranteed come upon an attempt at RUMP STILTED SKIN attempt to show off their inexcusable grandiloquence.

Yes, EXACTLY BIG BLUE SOS, as we clean our house very carefully with a perfect DATABASE that has extremely smelly PAGE RANK but it heirs out nicely in the G00GLE C0LUMN.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 26, 2021
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Seventh Column

When all the planets align simultaneously with the angle of your cheek clapping Destiny 2 gunskill culminating in Lord Shaxx screaming #TBF for ever guardian! Also killing seven guardians with out time in between to scratch your nuts will drop you the medal!
Oh The Bee Files dropped another seventh column do they even touch grass?
by #TBF June 9, 2022
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dirty calum

when you snort a bump of fizzers right as your about to ejaculate inside your pillow
last night i got fucked up and did a dirty calum
by uidgame January 3, 2023
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dirty calum

a dirty calum is when they snort a bump of fizzers off a prostitutes bum and right as they are about to ejaculate, they roll their foreskin up so they can store the cum in their dick and slurp it through a straw later
im a dirty calum and i know it bitch!
by uidgame January 3, 2023
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White Column

A rupture of buttsemen onto a white persons cock. Typically in anal sex.
"Oh man! Dave and John had some rad sex last night, heard Kohn raptured a white column out of Dave!"
by bluudude April 20, 2025
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Penal columnization

A torture method consisting of cutting a man’s penis into 4 columns and pulling them off 1 by 1.
In that one gore film they tortured him via penal columnization
by The torture guy October 28, 2025
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