Bennett

A small swig of any alcoholic drink

-"Yo that guy took a Bennett of that vodka. It wasn't even that strong!"
-"Yeah I know and he was acting like he was wasted!"

by clayclay456 November 1, 2009

Bunette

1.The act of putting others down in order to feel your own sense of satisfaction and redemption of life.
2.One who is horrifically un-funny and obnoxious.

I`ve seen smurfs that look better than you,bunette.

by aex91j December 20, 2005

Non-Euclidian Sun Bonnet

When a strap-on, angled 15 degrees to the left, is mounted on the forehead of any authority figure and then used to penetrate any orifice of the human body. Usually followed by the infamous Viking Bronze Hammer.

Those who propagate the Non-Euclidean Sun Bonnet are oft referred to as 'Bonneteers'.

Bitch came back from work late, so I stuck her with the Non-Euclidian Sun Bonnet and followed it up with a Viking Bronze Hammer. This was all, of course, after I kicked her down the stairs.

by St. Bootsy Collins September 16, 2007

Burnet Texas

A boring ass town however home to Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Stephen McGee and Cincinatti Bengals Wide Reciever Jordan Shipley.

Kid: Hey lets go to Burnet Texas

Brother: Nahh its boring there

Kid: But Stephen McGee and Jordan Shipley are from there

Brother: Why do you think there not there anymore?

Kid: Oh

by Dawg40 March 17, 2011

Kaitlyn Bennet

A fucking dumbass.

I volunteer to run her over with a truck.

Friend: Did you hear Kaitlyn Bennet got ran over?

Me: Aww hmm alright

by Galvich November 7, 2020

The Jake Burnett

The act of rubbing your penis behind someone else's ear. Preferably executed from male to female, but not limited to.

Guy #1: Dude, last night was so awesome...I gave a girl The Jake Burnett!

Guy #2: Awesome, how did she like it?

Guy #1: Well...she was asleep, but it was the shit!

by Titan McFoley August 7, 2008

I'm on it like Blue Bonnet

I am working very hard on developing some stuff.

(One's intonation will effect the exact meaning of this... i.e.:)

1. I am overwhelming the issue by investing WAY to much time and energy into it... like WAY too much butter on a muffin.

2. I am doing a CRAPPY job at this... just as blue bonnet is a crappy margarine substitute.

3. I am doing a skimpy job because the job I would do would be crap anyways... just like blue bonnet should be used sparingly. Being crap.

1. "You gonna hit that bitch?" "Oh yeah... she be drunk... I'm ON IT like BLUE BONNET!"

2. "Hey, are you finished photocopying that deposition?" *uncaring* "Uh, yeah, I guess... *sigh* I'm on it.. like blue bonnet"

by guava c August 23, 2009