Pin: Hey layta, you're a tiny buddy
Layta: SHUT THE FUCK UP SKID! HOW DO YOU MONITOR FILE DESCRIPTORS WITH EPOLL EVENTS?!?!?!?!
Pin: *cries*
Layta: SHUT THE FUCK UP SKID! HOW DO YOU MONITOR FILE DESCRIPTORS WITH EPOLL EVENTS?!?!?!?!
Pin: *cries*
by tinybuddy March 27, 2022
Get the tiny buddymug. Two guys who have had sex with the same girl at the same or different times.
The male version of pole buddies.
The male version of pole buddies.
by no, this guy February 6, 2013
Get the Hole Buddiesmug. A mookcollins who hangs out at the gas station while he should be working. Eating food out of old ladies houses drinking all there sweet tea going in to nursing homes trying to get a piece of ass and comming back in the shop and doing what he can to stick the office staff up the ass.
if WITTLE BUDDY comes to your house to deliver medical eguipment lock up your fridge and sweet tea.
IF WITTLE BUDDY COMES TO YOUR NURSING HOME HID ALL YOUR NURSING STAFF OR INVEST IN A RAPE KIT.
IF YOU ARE IN THE WHAREHOUSE WHEN WITTLE BUDDY COMES IN NUMER 1 DONT BRND OVER. NUMBER 2 MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BIG TUBE OF PREPERATION H.
IF WITTLE BUDDY COMES TO YOUR NURSING HOME HID ALL YOUR NURSING STAFF OR INVEST IN A RAPE KIT.
IF YOU ARE IN THE WHAREHOUSE WHEN WITTLE BUDDY COMES IN NUMER 1 DONT BRND OVER. NUMBER 2 MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BIG TUBE OF PREPERATION H.
by BOBERTS September 11, 2012
Get the wittle buddymug. (n) A partner in which one may cuddle with. Usually not in a relationship with one another, they only seek the affection of cuddling with another person.
by Sara February 23, 2005
Get the Cuddle Buddymug. by heterophobicraginghomosexual July 17, 2022
Get the butt buddiesmug. Your best friend and/or boyfriend/girlfriend. Someone you can be close to to get warm, cuddle up with when your sad, mad, flirty etc. Someone to sit down with and watch a movie with.
by smootchygirl May 20, 2009
Get the snuggle buddymug. syn. buddy jesus
1. Originally from the Kevin Smith movie "Dogma". In the film, Cardinal Glick, during his "Catholicism WOW!" campaign to move the church towards a younger, "hipper" demographic, suggest replacing the crucifix with a new image of Christ. This version is grinning like an infomercial host, with one hand thumbs up and one hand doing a phony Hollywood "Bang-bang" gesture. Imagine Jesus if he were subject to Neilsen ratings.
2. Anyone who possesses all the false charm and lack of genuine quality as personified by the icon represented in definition 1; for example, that phony cockbite where you work. It helps if they walk around all the time acting like only THEY can save you/the corporation/Earth/Jimmy Olsen. Martyrdom: It's a good gig if you can get it.
1. Originally from the Kevin Smith movie "Dogma". In the film, Cardinal Glick, during his "Catholicism WOW!" campaign to move the church towards a younger, "hipper" demographic, suggest replacing the crucifix with a new image of Christ. This version is grinning like an infomercial host, with one hand thumbs up and one hand doing a phony Hollywood "Bang-bang" gesture. Imagine Jesus if he were subject to Neilsen ratings.
2. Anyone who possesses all the false charm and lack of genuine quality as personified by the icon represented in definition 1; for example, that phony cockbite where you work. It helps if they walk around all the time acting like only THEY can save you/the corporation/Earth/Jimmy Olsen. Martyrdom: It's a good gig if you can get it.
1. I laughed so hard the first time I saw Buddy Christ I passed an entire chef salad through my nose!
2. That dude... he's such a Buddy Christ... I oughta nail him to something.
Source: Madmann, Oregon
2. That dude... he's such a Buddy Christ... I oughta nail him to something.
Source: Madmann, Oregon
by Madmann October 7, 2005
Get the buddy christmug.