cooter bruiser

The nose or snout of a dog, typically medium to large breed, especially one of said dog that particularly enjoys ramming its nose into someone's, ideally a woman's, crotch.

Katelin, "Your German shepherd has a huge cooter bruiser."

by Marc Twang March 4, 2019

Toilet Bruise

A streak left on the inside of the toilet bowl from a massive dump. The streak remains even after flushing.

Ryan left a major toilet bruise in church toilet right before his wedding ceremony.

by Dr. Jebediah Toolshed M.D. March 15, 2019

marko bruiser

Marko Bruiser is a punk rock musician from Massachusetts. Formed the band "Marko and the Bruisers" in 2008

Yo, you know that dude Marko Bruiser?

by PunkRockGuy November 23, 2019

Kujo bruiser

The man the myth the legend the gypsy king ain’t nobody stopping Oliver hare

kujo bruiser is coming I need to be careful or I’ll die

by Kujo bruiser February 11, 2020

Kujo bruiser

An absolute machine bare knuckle fighter mush who bench presses me braithwate for fun he is also Oliver hare

Kujo bruiser just jumped me, I have 7 broken bones I don’t know how i survived

by -XDDDDD- February 11, 2020

Dirty bruise

Bruises that occur with rough, wild sex. Grabbing, pulling, bighting (nibbling), ECT.

Baby I'm feeling frisky, I want to wake up with "dirty bruises"!

I want it so rough that I have "dirty bruises"!

by TiGhT*wOuNd&HeLlbOuNd February 22, 2020

patriot bruise

A bruise that consists of an inner white circle (dead skin) surrounded by a blue ring (regular bruise) surrounded by a red ring (pissed off capillaries).

Red, white and blue. Get it?

A badge of honor in close contact, high velocity sports like Racquetball.

"I got a patriot bruise on my calf playing Ralph last weekend".
"Holy crap. So you did."

by Al Benedict October 18, 2020