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Brown Eyes

A human eye iris color often compared to the much more rare blue eye color as if it has some kind of self-image problem. despite the ridiculous and imagined second-best complex, brown eyes are still scientifically proven through the use of imaging software to be genuinely more attractive and trustworthy than blue eyes. Another myth about brown eyes is their correlation to chocolate. There is no such similarity, brown eyes are much more like honey, maple syrup, or liqueur in their translucently solid and light reflecting qualities.
The girl with the brown eyes glanced at him for only a second but still won over his heart, causing him to break up with the blue eyed girl the very next day.
by Magnetism March 21, 2013
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brown eyes

The most beautiful color of eyes. Italians, Spanish, Indians, Arabs, Blacks, and Latinos most commonly have this color. Brown Eyes are sexy as hell. If you get blue contacts or green you are just degrading yourself. Work with what you got.
Brown eyes are sexy. People who dye their hair blonde, get fake blue contacts, and fake tans are degrading themselves.
by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007
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Brown Eyes

An exotic, deep, expressing eye colour. Despite it's common nature, this eye colour is beautiful and can portray a lot of expressions. For some reason, people with brown eyes are hated on because of their eye colour's lack of rareness, but this is a stupid reason. People with brown eyes are often warm, friendly, expressive and forgiving, and are well liked. They also tend to be more intelligent than people with blue or green eyes. Brown eyes are also very sexy, and are a sought after trait in women.
Man, that girl's sexy.
Yeah, it must be her amazing brown eyes.
by Brown Eyes May 5, 2014
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The Brown Eyed Wink

This is similar to the arabian goggles,but you discretely squat over someones head while they are sleeping and put both of your nuts in each eye socket simultaneuosly gently placing your ass hole on their nose. You patiently wait in the pirched position until they wake up. It will take them a few seconds before they realize what's going on and when they finally do... you flinch your butt cheeks while they are still spread and your ass hole winks at them giving it the proper name The Brown Eyed Wink.
My girlfriend said we were going to have hot, sweaty, gorilla sex last night and when I came back from the bathroom she was sleeping, so in a frantic rage I decided to give her "The Brown Eyed Wink"...to make a long story short we're not dating anymore.
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Brown Eyes

If you have brown eyes then your lucky. Lucky because besides their commenness. Brown eyes aren't just fucking brown eyes. Theres like pools of honey, or galaxys full of black holes. Yeah Blue eyes may look like the ocean, and green eyes look like nature, And although the sky may be blue during the day. When night falls. That blue fades. Everything fades. All the light you have is from the stars in the sky. The galaxy above you. Thats how brown eyes are. So when someone ever tries to call you basic or boring for having brown eyes. Just remeber. One day the oceans and nature won't be here. Earth won't be here. Only the galaxy that it lived in. That galaxy will never die. That galaxy is your eyes.
Brown eyes aren't as boring as people want them to be
by 666----Satan June 29, 2019
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big brown eyes

Baby, I just love to look into your big brown eyes
by iowa dogg June 26, 2005
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brown eyed special

amy
-when you have a loose butt hole from too much anal.
- when you're on a trampoline and you yell "not too high" because you don't want poop to fall out
-when your parents are brother and sister
amy has the brown eyed special erryday from johnny
by zrkleaf July 17, 2011
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