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Scottish Garlic Bread

The act of seasoning one's penis with exotic herbs and spices in preparation for a blowjob. This technique is believed to make the penis more appetizing to the giver of the blowjob as well as more nutritional. Common ingrediants include, but are not limited to: salt, pepper, nutmeg, and garlic, from which the act derives its name.
Allison: Hey Jess, what's that I smell on your breath?

Jess: Oh, I must have forgotten to brush my teeth!

Allison: Did you go out to eat at an Italian restaurant with Jim?

Jess: No, but after a night at the movies I had some Scottish Garlic Bread.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009
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monkey bread

Sweet food made from baking pieces of biscuits after covering them with cinnamon/sugar mix and then baked iin a bunt pan.
"I even made you a plate, soul food, know how Granny do it
Monkey bread on the side, know how the family do it" - Kanye West
by MHeath August 13, 2005
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One of My Best Friends. Awesome Person With A Crazy Side. She Wild And Free And Doesn't Give A Crap What People Think. As Awesome Singer, Kind And Caring. But Will get Inn Your Face If You Hurt Someone She Cares About :/ She's A bitch But in A good Way.
Person 1: Did You See That , She's A Total Brea.
by BreaIsMyBabe November 23, 2011
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Bread on Deck

referring to gas money. Gas money.
example 1: aye make sure ya'll boys got the bread on deck.

example 2: hey man, where was that bread on deck that you owe me?

shit cuz, ill hit you back on the 1st.
by Getajob5389 January 4, 2009
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Baking Banana Bread

When having sexual relations with a women; the penis is termed "banana" and the vagina is the "bread." "Baking" is simply the sexual act. This term is commonly referred to in conditions when saying "i fucked the shit out of that bitch" would be innappriotate
"Hey whats up man... did you bake banana bread with suzy last night?"

"Yea, I did... we made several loafs."
by Big Birm October 11, 2004
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Tatty Bread

That boy is full as fish tank, if he tried to cross the road he'll be tatty bread
by Le Chicken January 1, 2009
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Bread Bash

A meeting held for Panera Bread employees. Attendance is required. Managers go over new food items (as the menu is constantly changing), and offer tips and remainders on how the staff can improve.
For this Bread Bash we will be introducing the fruit and yogurt parfait. Remember to keep some at the iced display tray in front of the cash register to increase the likelihood that a customer buys one.
by meng52sugarspy January 13, 2009
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