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Shirker Bandit

Traditionally when some not only gets out work but then lays it on you - a good old flim-flam man. It now extends to any masterof the jiggery pokery, who shirks work and then does a runner leaving you to pick up the pieces.

They are sharp tools.
Ross: Hey Sharman, don't you need to finish the GAS brief?
Sharman: I'm being transferred man, you'll have to take it all over, now I'm off to lunch!
Ross: You are the Monarch of Shirker Bandits!

Wicky, that small pirate, managed to get out of that markets work and now I need to finish it! What a Shirker Bandit!
by The Merz May 4, 2010
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dingleberry bandit

Somebody who likes to eat dirty buttholes. Usually associated with rape festish or BDSM.
My dom totally blew my mind when they pulled me off the toilet and preceded to become a dingleberry bandit.
by crazynazizombiechic88 January 20, 2017
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Exasquare Bandit

Someone who continuously gets to phase six of The Omega Protocol Ultimate in FF14 and dies to an exasquare causing extreme frustration and a collective sigh
Sigh, exasquare death again you are the exasquare bandit man
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Brandie

An Intelligent woman, usually brunette, gorgeous, and goal oriented. She's one to speak her mind and you do not want to mess with a Brandie. She's liable to attack at the slightest insult and she has a mean right hook. However, she can be won over by a really nice hug.
She just totally decked him, she's such a Brandie.
by Girlychick15 May 15, 2008
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Bradi

Bradi's are fun; smart; sexy; creative; and down right Beautiful. If you happen to know a bradi grab her and pull her close cause she is a keeper. They give anyone chances and will love you forever! They are committed and won't ever break yourvheart. Unless you piss her off. Then watch your back cause they also vey good with revenge!
You're such a Bradi girl!
by Daydreamingdimples02 January 12, 2014
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Russel Branding it

When you play your own persons in every movie that you are in or the same character.
Famous among stars such as Russel brand and Seth rogan
IE: Russel brand was Russel branding it in get him to the Greek

IE: dude i totally Russel branded it on that speech
by lolcakesninjapirate July 27, 2010
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poopy bandit

One who poops in another person's bathroom and either clogs the toilet or stinks up the place and denies any and all accusations.
Mark: Who was the last person in the bathroom? It is very smelly.
Tom: I overheard Christina talking to Danielle about making a giant poop. She was definitely the last one in there.
Mark: Dammit. The poopy bandit strikes again.
by shibbytoast March 4, 2012
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