Branch is a total babe! He is so sexy and lovable! Gosh, I would do anything just to hear him sing a lil didley. His beautiful hair reminds me of a wet fart. The most gorgeous troll around, sooo sexyyyy!😘
by Branch_issogood March 02, 2024
Anything posted online that shows conspiring or premeditated planning of criminal activity.
These statements spoken or typed can be used against the defendants by the Irish Government “Special Branch” in a criminal prosecution case.
These statements spoken or typed can be used against the defendants by the Irish Government “Special Branch” in a criminal prosecution case.
Hey bro, let’s go to Dublin and waste all the Politicians. Yo! Stop special branch posting, we don’t want a knock at the door comes by the tracksuit Garda...
by Sean Na Sacha May 26, 2022
by iamcarter April 27, 2023
An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"
At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN member and crusader Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike MM for his activities in policing several rogue communities that break the MSN Code of Conduct. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians, though respects their ideas.
by Manager December 16, 2004
Another word for dick. That’s all there is to it.
by Jerry skinner June 22, 2018
by Demonic_Rukario666 November 17, 2023
by Seanismyfuckinh August 09, 2024