Brandon

Brandon is the most magnificent one! Stands true and makes his haters completely hate him by not breaking or bending to their expectations. Amazing in bed! Funny, charming and seductive, Brandon will most positively make your bf jealous and insecure. Even though faced with more demons than most, even some that may make you want to turn and run, he will still captivate you in his own way(s). Pass the chance up with a Brandon and you will learn to regret it. Can be your best friend or worst enemy. Mysterious and outspoken, he may come off as apparent but this is simply a tool to weed out for what he is hunting for. Very smart and talented Brandon's are....very talented! Impressive tools and skill sets he will possess!

Once you go Brandon....you don't go back!

by Married to the wrong one March 5, 2021

Brandon

The sexiest guy on the face of the earth. A total hunk with a steamy personality and has the amazing ability to sweep a girl off her feet. And on top of that the sweetest person you will ever meet with crazy comical skills.

Girl 1"Oh my gosh, hes soooo dreamy!"
Girl 2"OH, i know!! Hes a total brandon!"
Girl 1"Don't get any ideas, I saw him first!"
Girl 2"Pff, are you kidding? you'd never deserve a brandon!"

by eprincess99 August 11, 2010

Brandon

The most AMAZING person alive.

Brandon makes me feel special.

by Fdogg January 9, 2008

braidon

crazy hot tan funny and sexy guy, if you dont like him your just jealous of the bait he gets.

guy1:damn i hate braidon
guy2: dude you just jealous
girl1: hes so hot!

by flatscreen69 September 24, 2011

Dark Brandon

Noun. President Grandpa with sunglasses and an attitude. Not going to listen to no Maga malarkey. Makes Marjorie Taylor Greene nervy and hot.

Dark Brandon let people off the hook for student loans, and that will get Marjorie Taylor Greene all hot and bothered

by Batman’s sister August 26, 2022

Brandon

A guy who's very unique, incredibly sweet, amazing kisser, and an unforgettable guy. He's so funny and a complete nerdy dork (but in a cute way), an with an unexpectedly nice body.

Person 1: Who's that guy?

Person 2: Oh him? That's Brandon.

Person 1: He's so fucking cute. Can I smashh?

by Bean.Bean. May 21, 2011

Brandon

A guy with a huge dick. Brandons are always great kissers and are amazing in bed.

Last night i fucked brandon. It was amazing.

by Beautiful beast ❤️ January 29, 2018