Gurley Burley

The Gurley Burley is an unusual creature who performs oral sex on his teacher Mr. Copp to pass the class. Gurley Burley also fishes but is only ok at it, he has a Ford Ranger but if you say it’s fruity he’ll try to fight you but quickly back down.

You got a bitch truck and it’s fruity Gurley Burley!
Gurley Burley: Lets fight Mike

by JacksonBrooklin October 30, 2018

jaxon boley

a dude that got a small dick but is still swole.

wow Jaxon Boley is thiccc

by jaxon boley November 29, 2018

Hurley Burley

A person, usually a large one, who's eating habits go over and above the call of duty. Often times, they need to be restrainted to allow other people to eat.

I saw Harley at the all you can eat Chinese place earlier . He's a proper Hurley Burley. They had to get the police in to stop him.

by DrCuck January 25, 2019

bill bowley

Someone with a head the shape of a tic tac

His head looks like a tic tac he must be called bill bowley

by Big shlonggg October 13, 2019

Brandon Boxley

Brandon Boxley is a hero for all proud EDL members across the Midlands. He has protected his house from all fags in a 50 mile radius by chopping all their dicks off. In addition to to this he has had sex with every women in the West Midlands, at the same time. The man has achieved incredible feats like lasting for hours at a time and just a single glance or whiff of his magnificent smell will immediately attract all women in a 10 mile radius to him.

Girl: OMG IS THAT BRANDON BOXLEY?

Brandon Boxley: Yes, clothes off now.
Girl: Of course daddy!

by Sjjehrhshaotks April 29, 2021

the Boleyn pamphlet

The Boleyn Pamphlet was written by Eliza Schuyler to reveal her affair with Ms. Anne Boleyn. The pamphlet ultimately ended her and Mr. Lafayette's relationship. Less than two weeks after the Pamplet was published, Anne and Eliza were married and expecting their first child together

"The Boleyn Pamphlet" have you read this?

by Adam Sandler Gamilton May 3, 2021

Bojarian Barleycorns

A measurement. Universal in mankind, everyone understands Bojarian Barleycorns. A common increment of weight or length.

"Say bro, how many Bojarian Barleycorns did Benson's burbii weigh ?"
"Yo, homie. That mofo burbii weighed eight and three eighths of Debns finest utilitarian measurements."

by Tinca July 21, 2022