BONK

To hit something, often on the head.

*BONK*
Owwwwwwwww

by anonymous March 12, 2022

T-Bonking

the act of texting, perhaps in a sexual manner

"Hey Jake, who are you T-Bonking?"

"I really want to get her number so we can T-Bonk later"

by rachu1234 December 19, 2008

Get stronk or get bonk

A common catch phrase known since the dawn of time. Usually used to tell someone to get strong otherwise they'll get their shit rocked

Ayo I'm going to the gym. You know what they say, "get stronk or get bonk"

Hell yeah man!!

by Stronk bonker January 10, 2023

Bonk

Used when a person, mostly in the VTuber world, commits an act that is considered inappropriate, displeasing, wrong or in a wholesome case, playful.

As stated before, It can be used a form of admiration for being horny to a VTuber by not “looking respectfully.” Then proceeds the “Bonk” from them.

VTuber: Your looking at the accessory withing the area specified? Not the somewhere else that may or may not... You know... led you a stray?

Viewer: “Looking Respectfully.” Eye Emoji

VTuber: Suuurrreee... If you say so... Wait. What's that? Booba? Thighs? Armpits? Looks like I'm going a bonking spree. Step right up, you degenerates.

by TeamateNumberZero August 31, 2021

Bonk

Bonk can also mean a completely flopped shot, like a fired bullet just dunks barely 100ft away on to the ground or the shot goes 30-50ft on the side of the target. When talking about shooting a tank, or a gun in a video game or irl.

"I aimed the shot perfectly but it bonked right in front of him."
"I think this tanks gun is nothing but a bonk machine."
-John "Wanna play a game of darts?"

-Jane "Sure, but with my skills, I think I'm going to bonk every dart so watch out your feet!"

by Jutnau January 24, 2023

Bonk

When you use the largest blunt object possible. Oversized swords are not bonk. Comically large hammers and clubs? THAT'S BONK. In Elden Ring, Bonk players use something like a club or giant club. Anyone can use magic or a sword, but not everyone can embrace the bonk.

I unga, Therefore I bunga. Must Use Bonk!

by Arkieboy May 27, 2025

Bonk

Basically a member of THB or a certified 24 karat Conket. Essentially anyone who isn't even up to the level of gronk, and is a gold plated conk.

Have a go at these Bonks. Thb wish they were Conkets

by EbsuzaKbm April 13, 2021