the hairy bollocks

amazing/top quality/really good/better than just "the bollocks"

Man 1: 24-hour drinking in pubs would be the bollocks.
Man 2: Nah, that'd be the HAIRY bollocks!

by Sadie E. Innes-Smith April 11, 2008

The Dogs Bollocks

A fat neek who takes jokes way to seriously and has no friends.
Also likes to wear swimming trunks to school.

Chad is the dogs bollocks

by Built like a chug jug March 19, 2021

bollock juggler

A term used to define a male who indulges in the art of testicular massage rather than performing the job they are employed for. In other words is fucking lazy!

That call centre bloke was a complete bollock juggler!

by Dave Knows All December 21, 2007

trolly bollock

a troll that speaks bollocks

you call someone a trolly bollock which means they speak bollocks and look like a troll. e.g omg that tylers such a trolly bollock !

by the amazingly amazing October 12, 2020

bollock wings

When a male puts on a thong and places a testicle out of both sides.

"I put on my girlfriends thong last night, and I had proper bollock wings last night. I'm telling ya, boyeeee!"

by woosh May 5, 2006

Bollock Heavy

Used to describe a place,usually a pub, bar or nightclub in which the there is a distinctly higher proportion of males than females.

John and Rob approach the door to the local late licensed bar.

John : Should be a good night tonight, I'm mullered!
Rob : This place is usually pretty easy to pull in too.
John : Bring it on!!!

John and Rob enter the establishment bypassing the quizical looking bouncer.

John : Err....can't see much crumpet in here...It's rammo!
Rob : Looks a little Bollock Heavy to me aswell.
John : Fuck it, fancy a kebab??!

by Silks August 9, 2006

bollock yogurt

fluid from one's balls

why's there bollock yogurt on the floor?

by sac March 20, 2004