Boats and Hoes

A long-running pun by Minecraft Youtuber Mumbo Jumbo in which chests at the end of redstone contraptions always contain boats and hoes.

"It all looks nice and ready inside for you to pick up your boats and hoes, so that you can have a fantastic time without having to look at all of those ugly piston faces."

by ButterEmperor November 12, 2016

boat drinks

A phrase that is uttered during really bad times to refer to the good times that will come afterwards, times that will include sunshine, nice people, and yellow drinks with umbrellas. From the movie "Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead".

Two guys are changing a flat tyre in blistering cold at three in the morning. One of them looks at the other and says:

"Boat drinks man, boat drinks"

The other one looks up, nods and concludes:

"Yeah. Boat drinks."

by Gvprtskvini December 13, 2009

Choder-boat

It's like a motorboat... but you do it to a chode.

John Peter didn't know how ticklish his man-seam was until Starla gave him a choder-boat.

by Stymie Rochester III September 12, 2010

lil boat

Boy with them red braids, fuck that lyrical shit my nigga

Its lil boat
Boat just bought a brand new 40

by Reggie the norm June 24, 2016

man in the boat

A womans clit. That which is best rubbed or nibbled on. (See Gravy Bowl for like definition.)

While you are tearing it up from behind, reach around and rub that "Little Man in the Boat"/ "Ster the Gravy Bowl"

by JLOH December 16, 2004

sink the boat

The act of taking a crap and using your urine to cut the feces in half.

'Dude, did you here about this fun game you can do in the bathroom called 'sink the boat'?

by rule69 April 11, 2014

owns a boat

to have a small penis

Liz: I found out Bill has a small penis.

Brittany: How do you know? He doesnt own a porsche or anything.

Liz: I was at the dock the other day and I saw that he owns a boat.

by Pimp Shizzle June 18, 2009