Bloats

Blows goats

Wow, this bar really bloats

by MephistoMonkee March 19, 2014

Blontastic

A fantastically beautiful, intelligent and physically endowed blonde.

Wow...I have met some nice blondes before, but this girl is absolutely blontastic!

by mrbronz July 18, 2010

bloatmotional

When you're on your period and cant wear anything nice because you're bloated and will look/feel like a whale so you get emotional then eat salty junk foods that make you more bloated.

Girl on period: "I hate being bloated! I feel gross and nothing looks good on me"

Other girl: "Stop being so bloatmotional."

by thatholdon March 26, 2014

blopcorn

A cinema snack created by poring beer into your bucket of popcorn and eating it with a spoon like cereal.

Wow, I'm so happy this theater serves wine and beer. I wonder if they have a blopcorn combo.

by JamesFitzgerald May 11, 2014

bloatiflu

A flu caused by bloatification that makes the sick swell up and float into space

"What ever happened to Ross?"
"Oh, he was badly bloatified and got the bloatiflu. He's probably on Mars right now."

by Hail Hydra April 17, 2014

blobtropolis

A town where there are way too many fat chicks

Des Moines, Iowa is a real blobtropolis! They can't keep slim fast on the shelves!

by garglebags June 13, 2015

blopkler

someone who copies and pastes text into a source usually too remember and use as blackmail for someone in the future.

Your such a blopkler. I was joking when I said that a few days ago!

by Coryin Dehouse May 16, 2016