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Blind Elephant

When your t-bagging a girl and you flip around and your nuts cover her eyes and your dick hangs over her nose like an elephant truck, shes a blind elephant!!!
The blind Elephant is when
When your t-bagging a girl and you flip around and your nuts cover her eyes and your dick hangs over her nose like an elephant truck, shes a blind elephant!!!
by devilma June 29, 2009
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blind shit

When you go to the bathroom without checking if there is any toilet paper
John went to the bathroom at night, sat down to do his thing and realised, there is no toilet paper, John has taken a blind shit.
by Jarvisen January 15, 2016
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blind sausage whiff

The scent of a Jimmy Dean sausage that you get while blindfolded, before knowing that it is a sausage.
As I sat blindfolded, the blind sausage whiff was not something I found pleasant until Link told me that there was a sausage in my plate
by rayofson July 15, 2022
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nostalgia blindness

A condition in which fond memories of something cause a failure to perceive it objectively at a later time.
Thanks to my nostalgia blindness, I feel that movie I saw when I was six years old is still great, even though it doesn't hold up anymore.
by Razum Tazum August 20, 2020
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third eye blind

The best band ever. Some damn true lyrics that all can relate to and fucking beautiful music. There first album (self-titled) is their best yet. Their 2nd album "Blue" wasnt too goodbut had a few VERY good tracks. And their newest album "Out of the Vein" was not too bad, but their best shit is on their first album, and the lyrics are magic.
Damn check out the songs
"The Background"
"I want you"
"Deep Inside of You"
"Motorcylce Driveby"
by Hamydeez October 5, 2003
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Post Ejaculatory Blindness

Temporary blindness experienced shortly after ejaculation
She offered to blow me while I was driving her home, but I was worried about post ejaculatory blindness
by bigstraightfollowing September 26, 2008
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take em behind the shed

To drag something behind a wooden shed to be put out of its misery by shooting it with a gun.
They should take that rapist and take em behind the shed.
by mwfitz August 2, 2014
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