by anycats August 16, 2019
Get the ah bless mug.After sex, the man puts some sperms on his finger and then pour it on his girlfriend's forhead to honor the life he just wasted.
Tom: So did you bless your girlfriend last night?
Jimi: Damn right! I did the Rafiki's blessing just like in the Lion King Movie.
Jimi: Damn right! I did the Rafiki's blessing just like in the Lion King Movie.
by SeniorCornolio February 22, 2011
Get the The Rafiki's blessing mug.In the movie Noah, Emma Watson is given the blessing of Methuselah, causing her to get pregnant and give birth to twins extraordinarily fast. To be Blessed by Methuselah means to be very fertile.
by Jack Johnson and Russ Turner September 21, 2014
Get the Blessed by Methuselah mug.by danidrinksbleach December 16, 2017
Get the have a bless mug.A pecan blessing is the act of an african american (or multi-cultured) male urinating on a caucasian woman's breasts then going about by rubbing his unshaven testicles in his own urine to then force this poor defenseless woman to suck and/or lick the testicles dry of his urine.
"My girlfriend gave me such a phenomenal pecan blessing lastnight that she suck my ball hair straight off"
by Belowmeh September 26, 2011
Get the Pecan Blessing mug.When a person is in an Xbox or PlayStation party. Even on the telephone and they proceed to go pee while on a call. (Invented by yours truly, Erikthechosenone_)
by Erikthechosenone_ July 22, 2022
Get the Bless The Party mug.Bringing undue gravity or religious, spiritual or philosophical contexts to situations that are inconsequential to others in your social sphere.
I know you liked the movie, but I kind of feel like you were blessing the tea by relating it to my relationship with my father and then starting to cry. It was a Rob Schneider movie, after all.
by poopygrim February 21, 2011
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