Bleacher Bunny

The whore who chases after the athletes at school, despite the knowledge that they sleep around everywhere and will give her a nice columbian surprise and a broken heart.

"Damn that bitch is a bleacher bunny, she has had sex with the entire basketball team."

by Melissa Miller October 24, 2010

Anal Bleaching

The act of whitening one's dark, ugly, ring around the anus. Method used for a more violent method of anal

Step 1: Fill washing machine with bleach
Step 2: Shove ass in washing machine
Step 3: Protect other private areas to prevent spotting
Step 4: Turn "spin cycle" on high (for best results)
Step 5: Drip dry until damp
Step 6: Blow dry excess moisture

*BLEACH WITH CAUTION*

Tips:

- Gel bleach is preffered for extra lubrication and a more precise bleaching
- If you use generic bleach and have issues, just simply SHOUT IT OUT!
- Febreeze anus if bleach smell is overwheling or hindering your chances of getting some action

Side Effects:
-Chaffing
- Bruising (due to the washing machine now up your ass)
- Un-fuckableness if done wrong
- Could abort a pregnancy if bleach is inserted in wrong hole. (Remember, this is an anal procedure)
- This can be a dangerous sport for anyonewith Anal Obsessive Disorder (AOD)

- You are officially a Fucktard if you attempted this mission

*Contact your doctor or mother, whichever one gives better advice, before attempting anal bleaching

by Dinkky September 9, 2010

bleach; bleaching it

to stay awake the whole damn night, usually to work on some sort of project.

"Goddamnit, this paper is due at 7:00am, and I've hardly even started. Looks like I'll be bleaching it again tonight."

"Hey man, you look like shit. Let me guess, did you bleach last night?"

by Joe January 14, 2004

bleechers

punk/skinhead slang:meaning bleeched jeans. mainly made my those in the "diy" class whom make their own non-conformist clothing in order as to not support punk profitiering corporations such as "Hot Topic".

skin-"gotta love these bleechers"
punk poseur-"nah, my sixty dollar bondage pants are better"

by sir loin August 26, 2005

Bleach Bitch

Its a blonde who is a total bitch.

Did you see that bleach bitch she was so rude.

by melkizzle July 6, 2009

Drink Bleach

The act of drinking bleach due to witnessing something that you don't want to ever witness something ever in life.

My friend was singing baby by Justin Bieber that it made me drink bleach.

by xX_CommanderClorox_XX January 12, 2017

bleuchebag

Any person who wears a Blue tooth headset in public whether or not they are using it.

I thought that guy was talking to me, but it turns out he's just a bleuchebag.

by SacReal April 1, 2009